75% of what people say when they're joking is true. When it comes to Jamie and Tyler's fake wedding it's more like 99.9%.

Tyler thought things would be different in Dallas. He just had no idea how different it could be.

“We had set a bunch of conditions with him if he were to live on his own,” Chiarelli said of Seguin. “That’s what I mean about being on top of it. He had to submit really his week in advance. And he was actually really good about it. One thing with Tyler was that he tried.” Jamie stumbles across some quotes from the Bruins about Tyler and gets angry. Really, really fucking angry. Kneeling 'verse AU.

The first time Tyler asks Jamie if he can suck his dick, Jamie freaks out a little.

It's one thing for your parents you don't see that often to think you're dating your friend. It's another for the brother you live with to think that too.