"Alright, you've got me. Now what're you going to do?"

This is just how Ashton's luck runs.

People get possessed all the time.

Actually, "pervy dragonfic" is really working for me, here.

He looks in the hotel room's full-length mirror and what he sees is...a girl he'd totally hit on if he didn't know any better. He tries winking at his reflection. It looks really flirty, and he sort of wonders if it always does.

The meeting with Yosuke's Shadow goes in a different direction when he turns his eyes on Souji (it's a direction that involves porn).

Naoto doesn't like the hat her daughter's wearing. Or the boy's uniform. But especially that hat.

Utena series spoilers. Chie is the prince, Yukiko is the princess, and Souji is whoever you want him to bed. ... I mean, be.

The Amagi Inn is really just a front for a seedier and considerably less wholesome crime group. But they both bring income into the town, so it's okay. ... Maybe.

Yukiko is a yandere, and the only thing keeping Inaba safe is Chie. God bless.

On Naoto's first trip to the TV, she tries to infer what her teammates' shadows were like based on their dungeons.

The fog in the bathhouse is a slow-acting aphrodisiac.

Rise drags Naoto out shopping.

Souji walks in on Nanako and her boyfriend having sex. A discussion about groceries ensues.

A conversation about their personal habits leads Souji to prove to the team that he's just as capable of being dirty as they are.

The girls make the boys wear lacy thongs under their outfits during the crossing pageant and some of them handle it better than others.

Naoto and Chie talk and bond a bit.

Yukiko has seen Revolutionary Girl Utena, and is not a fan.

Chie and Naoto relax in their tree house. It may or may not be shaped like a UFO.

Kou and Daisuke come to a few realizations in three months’ time.

For fun one day, Rise talks them into doing a crime-scene photoshoot.

Because of a dare, Kanji meets a familiar face at a nightclub. Kink Bingo, for the square "rubbing/grinding." September 2010.

"I'm not like that," Yosuke says, even though his dick isn't listening.

Tentacles: now part of the dungeon. Kink Bingo, for the square "tentacles." September 2010.

Darcy thinks of the sharp curve of Loki's smile, of his long pale fingers and his eyes like chips of ice. Some things are much more amazing and important than photosynthesis and YouTube and the ability to eat a whole box of Pop Tarts.

There was a sharp and bitter edge crept into the words, a reminder that not all was well: that Thor still had a brother, but not a friend.

Written for a prompt on Anenko's Bad Sex & Awkward Romance: a comment-a-thon that got away from me.

Some things are always going to be confusing for Steve. It doesn't matter that it's been a few months since he'd woken up in the twentieth-first century, or that he is more or less used that things changed and that the world is very different from the one he'd left behind.

Tony Stark meets a recently thawed out Captain America.

"You asked for my hand."

"The most he'd ever cared about anything remotely related was his uniform, which, beyond the stylistic, was pretty necessary. But now his suit comes from a lab far more advanced than the basement of a Brooklyn antique shop, and the only decision he really gets to make is if his pants are too tight. (They were, but he doesn't really think they changed them. He doesn't know why, but he thinks that might have been on purpose.) That being said, he doesn't know what he's done to deserve the double take Tony gives him as he walks in the room."

From: Xander To: all Slayers Re: using the computers in the library

Trying hard to speak and Fighting with my weak hand. Driven to distraction, so part of the plan - when something is broken and you try to fix it - trying to repair it, any way you can.

"During a con, Parker runs into someone from her past. Anything that's warned for is alluded to as something that happened in the past, but I warned just to be safe. Parker gen and team fic."

For the prompt, "Blowjobs are super helpful for calming people down."

College is weird. Especially when you're supposedly dating the big man on campus. This was never covered in orientation.

Written for the prompt: Stiles smells really good to Derek. Like everything sweet rolled into one. Not that Derek would admit it. Maybe he accidentally gets ride of Stiles' bodyspray or never returns that borrowed shirt.

Derek had the bad habit of stealing Stiles' phone every time he came over. He didn't have one of his own, and Stiles had never seen a problem with him shooting off a text to someone as long as he didn't rack up minutes or download games...or porn.

Written for the prompt: Scott and/or Jackson come over to see Derek and find Derek and Stiles fucking (the rougher, more animalistic, bitey, knotting, etc the better). Scott/Jackson end up secretly watching them, getting totally turned on and jerking off. Bonus if Derek is totally aware they're being watched and puts on a show (preferably, with Stiles unaware).

Terrorists develop a riot-inducing spray that has unexpected effects on America's only Super Soldier.

Gerard always knew that there had to be life on other planets. He just never planned on meeting it.

Two handfuls of berries, one cannon fires, and the winner of the 74th annual Hunger Games is District 12's Peeta Mellark.

Rodney is in a relationship with Jennifer, but she doesn't at all think that that means he has to spend less time with his best friend. John seems to think so, though, and this bothers her more and more for reasons she can't really explain to herself.

Can Tris fit in, and does she really want to?

"We should probably go soon, anyway," she says. "There's an unconscious man in the ladies' bathroom with 'wanker' written on his forehead – people are going to start asking questions."

the gang have to extract information from a sci-fi geek. yes, it is every bit as ridiculous as it sounds.

Thanks to Zack, Cloud has a chance to finally meet his childhood hero, Sephiroth. There's just one tiny hitch...

Metro City needs a new hero. Someone brave, honorable, bulletproof, photogenic, and possibly named Roxanne.

Sometimes, when she's in a good enough mood, Roxanne gives Megamind exactly what he wants out of her.

Megamind still has some important life lessons to learn. Roxanne is once again here to help.