Steve Rogers is always the groomsman and never the groom. Tony Stark hates feelings and ancient alien prophecies. Or, five weddings Captain America attended, and one he crashed. Not necessarily in that order.

[SPOILERS] The shadows of night managed to hide a lot of the destruction, but the scars were still there. Steve knew those scars would be there for a long time to come. They weren’t the only scars that would take time to heal. Everyone grieves differently. What is surprisingly similar, however, are the curses when the Avengers find out the one they’re grieving for isn’t actually dead.

sleep, smash, sparring, science, sex.

Steve Rogers is no stranger to the silver screen.

Five times Clint was painfully aware that he was the 'dumbest' in the group and one time his brains saved the day.

Five times the Avengers pawned kids off on the Jean Grey School.

Clint feeds Coulson. Domestic as hell.

"This feast is a most important holiday for Midgardians," Thor says. "It is the subject of many movies and songs! I wish to know more about it, so that I may better understand your culture, my friends!"

"Oh god," Pepper says. "Are you kidding me?"

Because Tim Drake would be a superhero fanboy in any universe.

It was not, strictly speaking, Jake’s fault that he ended up in jail.