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Tangled
"Do you want me to go down on you?" Abed asks, one afternoon, when they're watching My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic.
Tangled
"Do you want me to go down on you?" Abed asks, one afternoon, when they're watching My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic.
But I Don't Know Nothing 'Bout Love
In which Troy decides what he wants to be when he grows up, battles the ice cube of sadness, bakes some cookies, and figures some things out about feelings.
Advanced Covert Dating
"Hey, Abed?" Annie said. "Are you and Troy having secret sex?"
Advanced Ambulatory Ichthyology
Course provides advanced instruction in avoidance of the phenomenon commonly known as "jumping the shark." Prerequisites for this course include Introduction to Friendship, Contemporary Best Friendship, The Politics of Emotional Baggage and Cohabitation 207. Students may wish to simultaneously enroll in our sister course, Introduction to Non-Traditional Romance, but said enrollment is optional.
summer reading
Abed turns another page and says, "Ask me."
let's try that again, minus the infectious influence
Random telepathy, human blankets, pinnacle life experiences and the best way to spend a Halloween.
Fitter, Happier, More Productive
Britta decides Abed and Troy should be honest with the group about their relationship.
pretty cool
“Maybe Superman just really likes Batman more than the girls,” Abed says, noting more things on his clipboard. Or: plans, not-plans, and a science project involving colorful hermit crabs.
Advanced Secret Identities
There are reports of shadowy forces and a copycat Batman in Colorado. Batgirl is sent to investigate, and in the process discovers a new friend, a co-dependent study group, and a place that rivals Arkham Asylum for sheer lunacy.
Fitter, Happier, More Productive
Britta decides Abed and Troy should be honest with the group about their relationship.
The Closest Approximation
It occurs to Troy one day that a lot of Abed's films involve the two of them having sex.
On a Steel Horse I Ride
"Road trip," Abed says, nodding approvingly. "One car. Seven people. A country's worth of dramatic situations ripe for both comedy and tragedy."
Course History
“Damn it!” Troy shouted. He pushed out of his chair and slammed the mouse down on the desk, attracting the attention of the rest of the class. “I don’t even know what ‘dysentery’ is!” Some of the classes that Annie, Abed and Troy have taken together at Greendale over the years.
When the Puppy Parade Rolls Into Town
Jeff has a weakness for adorable and Abed knows it.
One Day She Will Swim with Dolphins
But she would be damned if she would let Andre take her legs out from underneath her.
Of High Drama and Ice Sculptures
In which Troy and Abed create their own sub-genre. (Rated for language and offscreen or very, very nondescript sex.)
Self, Society and Social Thought
Abed realizes that Troy has been the most supportive friend ever, and decides to do something awesome for him. Things don't go exactly according to plan. Includes faux-telepathy, secret gay thoughts, and a guy who sounds just like Morgan Freeman.
Can Heather Find a Job That Won't Interfere with Her Tan?
Graduation day should ideally include two hook-ups, a thrown punch, a massive secret, and a proposal, but apparently they’re all going to have to settle for Britta’s eyebrow piercing and the revelation that Jeff’s a Brony.
Batman Saves Rachel Dawes
Mid-season three, Abed discovers and addresses Jeff’s ongoing depression using Twitter, Batman analogies, media analysis, buttered noodles, and shadow puppets.
Applied Social Consequences of Group Dynamics
Troy leaves. The group adjusts. Abed is selfish.
