sleep, smash, sparring, science, sex.

such_heights prompted me with "some combination of Natasha, Pepper, and Maria, weapons training." This is what happened.

The trading cards and the costume redesign are Steve's first clues, but he doesn't recognize them at the time; he's too new to the world, too angry at it, too busy fighting a war.

Talking about Farscape can be dangerous.

Includes many hugs. Probably canon. Troy hugs Abed sometimes, and Abed doesn't really mind, so that's cool.

Includes many hugs. Probably canon.

It happens slowly enough for Abed to get used to the idea.

"So, okay, Britta," Annie says, "this thing you gave me is seriously just a scrap of ripped looseleaf that says 'IOU one shopping spree at A Woman's Touch.' I do not even know what that is." Britta does an excited little leap in the air and claps her hands. "It's me deciding to help you discover your true womanhood."

"Do you want me to go down on you?" Abed asks, one afternoon, when they're watching My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic.

"Do you want me to go down on you?" Abed asks, one afternoon, when they're watching My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic.

The Inspector is famously thought of as asexual; the Anti-Inspector is . . . not. Abed likes to play both roles.

"They can see us," Abed says calmly. As if he's just figuring it out.

Troy and Abed meet the in-laws.

Troy and Abed meet the in-laws.

Seven and Ace hang out with Troy and Abed.

Annie, Troy, and Abed bake a pie and have sex. I have no idea why it's eleven thousand words.

Troy and Abed move in together on August 15th, but Abed doesn't really get a sense for the pattern until late September.

They've never been evil before.

"Annie, there's been a wardrobe emergency," Britta says seriously. Annie looks up from her lab bench and gasps. "I'll say," she says, a moment later.

Missing scenes from the movie. Spoilers!

In the AU where Jamie and Grant are both Sentinels. Or IS IT an AU?

"We should talk about Eliot," Alec says, at the same time Parker says, "We should have sex in a hammock."

While he's waiting for the men with the guns to decide what to do with him, Alec thinks about what he'll do if he gets home.

Eliot's their hitter, and taking on any physical threats to the team is his job, but there's something beyond professionalism – even beyond the obvious fact that Eliot relishes the fight itself – in the way he puts his body between Parker or Alec and any potential threat. Alec has a good view of Eliot's back on a lot of jobs, and he reads something in the tight line of Eliot's shoulder, in the slow turn of his foot as he steps into a fighting stance. Something possessive. Series

written for the 2011 Female Character Trope Fest. Prompt: "undercover in a lesbian bar."

Eliot watches, fascinated, as Hardison brings the joint to his lips and inhales, making the lit end burn bright and cherry-red for several long seconds.

Alec wants something, but he's not sure what it is. Eliot figures it out.

They don't meet again until after they're both superheroes.

"Oh god," Pepper says. "Are you kidding me?"

"It's a perfectly valid erotic identity, Shawn!"

Eliot is baking pies. Alec and Parker are hoping to eat pies.

While he's waiting for the men with the guns to decide what to do with him, Alec thinks about what he'll do if he gets home.

"I've noticed that you're quite good at following my orders," Agent Carter says. "Compared to some of the other men, I mean." "I want to do well in this program, Agent Carter." She nods. "I've also noticed the way you look at me." Steve blushes, half embarrassed and half angry. "Ma'am, I would never – " "Which is to say," she goes on, talking over him in that calm, steady tone, "I've noticed you meeting my eyes. Not staring at my legs. And I thought, what a respectful young man. A rare commodity in the Army these days."

Eliot watches, fascinated, as Hardison brings the joint to his lips and inhales, making the lit end burn bright and cherry-red for several long seconds.

Prompt fic for Laura Shapiro, for the prompt: "Missing scene -- Lito tells Dani and Hernando that he's a sensate."

Marina prompted me with "Sense8: anything post show with Rajan/Kala/Wolfgang." I decided I wanted these three to have a little time to themselves without there being a giant sensate orgy going on at the same time. Set immediately post-series finale, ware spoilers.