“John, when you were eleven you didn’t even know what sex was. If you did, you would not have clicked on that link for two girls one cup. Twice.” This is the straightest most bro-est make out session that ever happened. Not even a little bit of it is gay. Nope.

Dave and Terezi do a shitty sidequest and experience the Dark Nak of their Soul.

Your name is John Egbert and you know you are not a homosexual. Apparently your friends were informed otherwise.