The hi-jinks of The Avengers, their significant others, friends, and SHIELD agents.

In which the Avengers Tower is rebuilt, Tony attempts matchmaking, Natasha is scary, and Pepper may have ulterior motives. Also, there is Asgardian mead, which might be a problem.

Darcy watches. It's kinda what she's being paid for. More or less. That and the coffee.

"Listen, you're hot to get me into the armor so that it's a fair fight when you take out your anger on me for not being my dad. Wouldn't it be more fun if we just did that because we liked it?"

Tony wants to see Steve break a sweat; it just takes one hell of a workout.

"It's a great idea," Tony said. "Fabulous," Pepper said. "I'll file it with all your other recent great ideas, like stealing cars from the Stark Formula One team and buying me a strawberry farm for my birthday."

Steve has fantasies about Tony being an omega, very sexy fantasies...