Draco is 30, living in Edinburgh. Through a series of letters written back and forth between himself and his favorite author, Draco learns more about life than he thought possible and ends up forging an unexpected relationship.

Catch-22: any illogical or paradoxical problem or situation; dilemma. As if NEWTS weren't enough, Dumbledore's gone and had another one of his 'bright ideas.' If all ends well, the Houses will be getting along in no time. Or according to Harry's correspondent, an Apocalypse will be in order. Featuring pirate songs, Polyjuice potion, several wanks and an unhealthy amount of erogenous musing. [Heavy, and I mean heavy H/D humour/romance.]