"I hope you picked someone really intelligent, otherwise it seems like it would be kind of a waste. Of incubation time, if nothing else." (Written for the SGA Harlequin challenge.)

Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans.

What sucked most was the sinking feeling that McKay was handling the whole thing better than he was.

John is the top male figure skater in the world, Rodney is the captain of Canada's hockey team. They run into each other at the winter Olympics.

The IOA wants to replace John, but never fear, Rodney has a plan.

2010(or there abouts), John and Rodney have been cloned. They're ordered back to Earth and Jeannie is asked to take them in.

"So what's the problem?" Elizabeth asked. "They won't talk to us unless we sing first," John said.

Genius billionaire Rodney McKay has his share of secrets, investigative reporter John Sheppard is determined to get to the bottom of them. He'd also like to figure out who the hell the man in the metal suit that keeps saving his life is.

"I hope you picked someone really intelligent, otherwise it seems like it would be kind of a waste. Of incubation time, if nothing else."

Rodney steps up. (Warning, I should probably be shot for this.)