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Made from the Sharpest Things
Step 1: Watch the music video for "A Little Less Sixteen Candles..." Step 2: Listen to "Vampires Will Never Hurt You". Step 3: Mix liberally.
Sleep Like Music
Patrick reached his sexual peak on a Tuesday afternoon.
and i dream of what i need
When one is the male princess of a magical kingdom, few things come as a surprise anymore. Princess Gerard Way of the kingdom of Belleville sets out on a quest to fulfill a prophecy and encounters dragons, climbs mountains, runs from volcanoes, banters with King Peter of Wilmette, and finds true love along the way.
Might Be Prince's Guitar
"This *guy* Patrick," Pete said, dropping his voice to a whisper. "He's like, wearing *lace gloves*, and his hair is *freakish*."
The Mona Lisa Job
"What do you want for your birthday, Mr Smith?" "The Mona Lisa." "What...like the painting?" Nobody ever says no to Spencer. Even when he wants something crazy like The Mona Lisa. He collects a group of ten con artists, thieves and rogue government workers to pull off the biggest art heist in history. If it fails...well, Spencer doesn't think about things like that.
