The first time Adam met Spencer Smith, he tried to stab Adam in the back with a stake.

Spencer thinks the girls fall into a few distinct categories: the ones who either haven’t heard the news or don’t care, the ones who want to convert him, and the ones who shout “Kiss! Kiss!” every time he and Jon get within a foot of each other.

Regina just wants to be the son her father has always wanted to have.

It's eleven o'clock on a school night and Spencer is starting to worry that she's somehow got her hand stuck in Brendon's bra.

I was saying something on Twitter about how much easier it is to write really dirty-hot fic when Adam Lambert is involved, because while, eg, fanon!Ryan Ross may think he's a sex god, fanon!Adam actually is. ... and then someone said something about Adam/RyRo, and this happened.