“He thinks I have stigmata,” Frank said, because what the fucking hell, it couldn’t get any worse. He might as well just lay it out. “Oh, well,” said Brian into his hands. “Of course.”

Producer Pete Wentz and Decaydance Pictures Presents the New Reality TV Show Project Duckling!

Later, Patrick would wish that he'd been listening to the start of the conversation.

Five stories of the students of Harvey Milk High

WentzWang is the world’s foremost producer of bisexual porn.

They asked for Girl!Gerard/Patrick, geek bonding. I hope I didn't stray too far from that. It was my first attempt at genderbending. Eep.

Step 1: Watch the music video for "A Little Less Sixteen Candles..." Step 2: Listen to "Vampires Will Never Hurt You". Step 3: Mix liberally.

Patrick Stump is one day out of prison, and already has an idea for the biggest heist of his career. But he'll need some friends to help him out.

For two boys who aren’t even dating, there’s an awful lot of drama going down.

"Hey, Ma," Mikey says. "No, everything's fine—well, I mean, Gerard accidentally adopted a baby—no, he's changing her now, he can't talk." Gerard flips him off, but Mikey just settles further into the couch. Gerard pouts, then looks up at Frank. "Frankie," he says, and Frank shakes his head. "Sorry, man," he says. "But as the one sane person on this entire bus, I'm pretty sure my official job is to watch and laugh."

Ray turns into a girl.

"So, okay." Ray takes a deep breath, lets it out slow and careful. "You're saying that you two are, what, hermaphrodites?" "Not hermaphrodites," Gerard says. "Just - sometimes we're guys, and sometimes we're girls, you know?"

Bob's just moved from Chicago to Jersey, leaving behind his drumset, his friends, and more importantly, himself. It feels like a new beginning when he steps into his high school and into the arms of a new group of friends. He doesn't think it could get any better until he meets Frank, who forces him to re-examine himself and his ideas about the people around him.

They say that The Event changed everything. All living and non living things changed in that one instant. And were still changing. Before New Orleans had drawn all kinds of people to it. Some hidden siren’s song that was a mix of old, new and dark. All of it, the melodies and harmonies of the city itself, held together with the weave of magic.

Bob was never exactly certain how he and Patrick ended up sharing an apartment in LA.

She asked for Bob/Gerard, angst and happy endings and porn, and something based off of this quote: “If there were in the world today any large number of people who desired their own happiness more than they desired the unhappiness of others, we could have paradise in a few years.” - Bertrand Russell.

Gerard and Mikey and Pete, and the combinations thereby implied.

Written for Mistress Kat

Teacher!fic

In which Gerard Way safeguards the very fabric of space and time.

Juno bandom style.

Well-meaning aliens give human males the ability to bear children, but is it a blessing or a curse? And what will MCR do in this strange new world?

Gerard comes out.

Spencer really wishes that "sorry, I had to slay this vampire" was an excuse he could actually use for not having finished his homework. It's not like it's not true. (AU in which the Panic boys are still in high school, and Spencer finds out he's destined to be a Slayer, a la the Buffyverse.)

When one is the male princess of a magical kingdom, few things come as a surprise anymore. Princess Gerard Way of the kingdom of Belleville sets out on a quest to fulfill a prophecy and encounters dragons, climbs mountains, runs from volcanoes, banters with King Peter of Wilmette, and finds true love along the way.

Bren really can't be gay. She's a cheerleader! So she doesn't know what she's doing at this silly camp for homosexuals.

ficybzee: dude, I even like the idea of Bob going out to gay clubs. maybe bringing dudes home sometimes? ficybzee: this is if he and Frank aren't already together, obvs gigantic: right! i would so be into that, too. ahahaha Bob Bryar, the things I let you get away with.

“Why don’t we fuck?” Frank asks, tipping his head back to blow smoke at the sky.

Frank and Mikey get turned into vampires and Frank's not sure he can deal with being a monster.

Post summer of like. Bob and Mikey figure it out.

Bob is a dragon. Gerard is his treasure. 8400 words.

Patrick’s going to get over this crush if it kills him. Which, at the rate he’s going, it probably will.

He should be happy. He was a light sider, which meant an automatic position in the government and control over the grayscales and dark siders of the city. Still, somedays Ryan wished things could go back to normal. Whatever normal meant in the world he lived in.

Ray is just a normal dude working a normal job and teaching guitar on the side, but the weird thing is he totally decorates like an old lady, and is a collector of elephants. But he's not embarrassed about this AT ALL, he's totally proud of it, and he likes to show people when they come visit and tell the stories of where he got them all. So naturally, when normal dude Bob falls in love with him, Bob totally brings him an elephant the day they get engaged. So Ray doesn't get an engagement RING, he gets a totally badass engagement elephant.

Pete was drunk, Gerard was caffeine-deprived. Accidents happen.

Finding one's wings.

“So after that, I started thinking—okay, maybe this place isn’t anything I ever heard about in school or church. But then again, maybe it is. Maybe this is Purgatory. And I always had the idea that Purgatory was kind of like prison, y’know, you gotta serve your sentence and the only thing that’s gonna get you out quicker is good behavior or having friends in high places. But maybe—maybe you don’t have to just sit around waiting for someone to tell you your sentence is up. Maybe Purgatory ends when you get yourself out of it.”

Michael didn’t seem particularly shocked when Gerard approached him with the idea, but then, Gerard had never seen his younger brother look particularly shocked at anything. He merely looked at Gerard, blinked once or twice, and repeated in a flat tone, “You want me to help you dress up like a woman.” “It’s the stays in particular I think I’ll need help with,” Gerard told him. “Well, and buttoning the dress, and perhaps the wig.”

Jane Austen AU. There’s a wedding, heartache and matchmaking, and it all happens in the 19th century England. It all made perfect sense in my head.

This is a series of emails passed between myself and ignipes, set in a Sixteen Candles vampire au. I call it The Bone Picker. ( In which vampires might actually hurt you, but Spencer Smith never will. )

sometimes two and two is eventually three.

Ryan’s standing with Mikey in front of My Chem’s bus, and watching the way the smile pulls at Mikey’s lips when he sees Pete. The way Mikey waves back, long-fingered hand still pale this early in the summer. Ryan feels a pang he doesn’t want to identify. It’s just easier that way. This fic is the sequel to anything please (except for defeat).

For Frankie Iero, Frank was a natural progression, it really was.

Basically, the Never Slept With Gee Club consists of Bob and Mikey. And Mikey's her brother.

"What do you want for your birthday, Mr Smith?" "The Mona Lisa." "What...like the painting?" Nobody ever says no to Spencer. Even when he wants something crazy like The Mona Lisa. He collects a group of ten con artists, thieves and rogue government workers to pull off the biggest art heist in history. If it fails...well, Spencer doesn't think about things like that.

Getting turned into a werewolf is not quite as awesome as Gerard thought it would be.

Bob finds out what Ronon does for a living. Set in a Bob/Ronon universe created by [info]idyll; follows her stories Heavy Connection and Along the Wire. Because I thought a back alley brawl with a Replicator was just the thing Bob needed in his life.

Dean thinks he's found something worth investigating. Lovely little ficlet and the glimpse of Frank through an outsider's eyes is just perfect.

Everything's different when Lindsey gets pregnant.

He'd never paid much attention to the plant lore and magics requiring plants, but that plant had been drilled into his head by everyone.