Adam really makes no sense at all. Basically.

Sometimes the death of a relationship is a slow burn, and other times it's an explosion. Kris and Adam experience a little of both before they find their way home.

So Adam’s a pretty curious guy, whatever, this shouldn’t surprise anyone who knows him.

Late night and early morning, make-up and music, bedroom and bathroom- their small world has so many unexplored possibilities.

It's not a political statement, or because there's finally a guy who's worth it. It's just that Ryan's a bad actor, and he'll slip eventually, and he might as well do it on his own terms.

Harry Potter!AU, in which there are wizards, witchcraft, and wizardry. And a lot of singing. “You have a gift, Adam,” Professor Abdul says. “You have a gift you must share with the world, and you will be beautiful when you share it, but you must beware of those who seek to take you down.” Adam is shaking, and his hands are slick with sweat. “Beware, Adam,” Professor Abdul says, and her voice sounds far away. “The darkness – it will feel like a kiss—”

PYT, Turn the Other Cheek, Seconds, Hours, So Many Days

Their friendship is hard to explain.

And then there's Adam, who lingers a little too long, and you know that's going to turn into instinctual magnetism for Kris, you know they're going to start drifting towards each other without even thinking about it; they're not going to know that this, what you're beholding right now, is exactly the reason why.

Premise shamelessly stolen from Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist (the book, not the movie, which I haven't seen.)

The first time Adam met Spencer Smith, he tried to stab Adam in the back with a stake.

Adam's on top of the world. But when he finds out something's wrong with his ex-boyfriend Brad, he becomes determined to find out what it is, despite everyone's best efforts to keep him away.

THE KINK MEME

Adam never thought he would be out-dommed by a tiny blond Christian girl. Katy finds out about Kris and Adam, and reacts.

This is the beginning. Adam and Kris get to know each other, but have no idea what is to come.

Nothing in life is 100%.

Originally written for the [info]ontd_ai kink meme. Kris has an interesting experience on the tour bus, and Gokey & Sarver get what's coming to them.

The thing is, Adam's cock is kind of big.

(and sometimes Kris, and once or maybe twice, JC, but mostly Adam)

"What's your favorite thing to do on tour?" a reporter calls out. "People watch," Kris answers, and the corner of Adam's mouth rises in a smile.

Kris is Adam and Adam is Kris, and the plot belongs to a dark hole somewhere in the next galaxy.

Set after the Season 8 tour. Written for the [info]ontd_ai kink meme, prompt #28 - Kradam are separated after tour a miss each other - a late night phone call turns into phone sex.

Brad Bell never expected Kris Allen to ask him for a favor.

"So," he says. He hesitates. "It looks like we're going to have some sex." Adam's eyes pop open. "You - don't - have - to – " "Are you fucking kidding me?" Kris doesn't curse, not really, but for Christ's sake- "That better be some token objection. You had better not be serious."

No, there is nothing weird about making ten separate attempts and non-attempts to blow Adam. Matt thinks it's an awesome idea, no matter how many times Anoop rolls his eyes.

ummm superpowers +internment camps +kradam I guess sums it up

David's easy, Kris and Adam are clueless, and Katy has a list!

AU. College kid meets devastatingly assholic flatmate. Experimental fic. To see how the boys would have turned out to be if one had grown up in a different family and one had a different life and different job.

Adam discovers something about Kris's past that he never would've suspected.

"Archie, we got married at--at Elvis's Chapel O' Love and Rainbows. And you're fine with that?"

In which Kris feels like an asshole most of the time, uses his best friend for sex, torpedoes his marriage, calls Matt a whore, becomes a tabloid star, and doesn't cry. All missteps in the right direction.

The main thing he'd been thinking, that whole last week, was that when it was over, he'd finally be able to breathe again. He didn't know what else could've been making him feel so weird, the awful tightness in his chest every time he was in the same room with Cook, the way his stomach just kept clenching up and jumping.

David stared up at him as he came to the table, and then Cook put a hand on David's shoulder and leaned over him. There was a really—really—weird moment when David thought for a second that Cook was about to—was going to—and David's stomach squeezed into a tiny knot, but Cook was just reaching over to grab the jacket he'd left on his seat.

Wherein there is magic, daring rescues, accidental kissing, not-so-accidental kissing, Clive Davis is evil, and everyone lives happily ever after.

Adam/Kris, very very AU. "Tyler had waved off my argument that I wasn’t qualified. “It’s not like you’re teaching math or history. You’re teaching drama. And trust me”—he had grinned at me—“if anyone is qualified to teach drama, its you.”"

Set after the Season 8 tour. For the [info]ontd_ai kink meme, prompt #56 - kris solo action while he thinks of adam, sequel to halfway to heaven, still halfway to hell, wherein Adam jerked off to Kris’s voice on the phone (spoiler alert, in this installation, Kris discovers that turnabout is fair play)

David isn't a lover or a hater, he's more of an abstainer, withholding of all opinions as beneath his notice, which is why it comes as a surprise to him when he realizes that he very strongly dislikes Adam Lambert. He maybe even hates the guy. He looks at Lambert in his stupid eyeliner and even stupider outfits, watches him on TV every week and thinks, that guy is such a fucking douche.

Adam Lambert, world-famous singer, takes a year off singing to travel the world and enjoy life. While in London, he goes to King's Cross to catch a train and leans against the wall separating Platforms 9 and 10 and falls through to find himself on Platform 9 3/4. This vacation just became a lot weirder than Adam thought it would be.

Adam doesn't know when his original opinion about Kris changed, when he had this realization that he had him pegged completely wrong, but he also doesn't know when he actually stopped caring either.

"Kris as a girl isn't much different from Kris as a boy."

Adam looks tired for a moment, and Danny realizes that this might not be the first time that Adam has had a man who had otherwise believed himself to be straight flailing all over him, either. With that charisma, it’s not exactly a crazy thought.

Fairy-tale AU, wherein Kris is a knight, and Adam is... a unicorn.

Kris acts on a crazy impulse and then realizes that perhaps it wasn't so crazy after all.

Love is never more complicated than in real life. No words can truly describe it's nature. It's elusive, fleeting, strong, wise, demanding and destructive. It's also the only thing worth fighting for.

“I’m not crazy or anything, I promise. If you could just pretend you know me for a couple of minutes, you’d be saving my life, I swear.”

Adam POV, tour and post-tour. Love isn't selfish, but pining sort of is.

In which the author hits every high school movie cliche ever - Adam is slutty and conniving, Kris is adorable and amazing, Brad is snarky and brilliant, and the Jonas Brothers have cameos. An all-boys boarding school AU.

In which Matt is famous, Kris is a dad, and Adam is trying to hold a lot of things together.

Prompt: Kris/Jim. This time instead of DMing while intoxicated Jim decides to make a call. Drunk conversation/teasing turns into ~more. Either phonesex, or one of them getting off thinking the other doesn't know, your call.

Kris/Adam - ARRANGED MARRIAGE