Another Halloween Xander fic - but from a galaxy far, far away.

It was the longest Sorting in recent Hogwarts history.

I just got the urge to write Cordelia Chase into Cycle 9 of America's Next Top Model. Yes. One drabble for each episode. I'm counting down the days until September 19.

Xander performs at the Fabulous Ladies Night Club, and he's more 'out' than you ever knew.

London, 1981. Rupert Giles and Ethan Rayne may not be wizards, but they thought they understood magic -- until the night they saw a glowing green skull in the sky above a quiet London street. Now they're caught up in a civil war in a world they never imagined existed. But can their "Muggle" magic really win the war? And for which side? Chapter 1: Giles and Ethan leave a party and end up somewhere unexpected.

2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class

The mutant telepathic attack on the world's population in X-Men: United has some unusual repercussions at Princeton-Plainsboro.

Lucius Malfoy is a clumsy git. A pregnancy potion made by Snape for Malfoy's wife ends up spilt on our seventeen year old hero. Harry Potter ends up knocked up. He's really not best pleased. After all, how is he meant to save the world if he has to go on maternity leave?

As reported, by part of your foolish use of Magical Truth or Dare, the next Quidditch game will be conducted by the Gryffindor team in the buff.

When Bruce Wayne becomes Dr. Gregory House's latest patient, House's hidden past might just be disclosed.

A more in-depth view of the scene at the laser fence during Phantom Menace

Something went horribly wrong and Duo and Naruto are in the wrong worlds. Ninja vs technology. How could this possibly go wrong?

It's the summer before their sixth year, and James, Sirius, Remus and Peter are sitting around James' room, quite bored, until a mysterious object hits Peter in the head. It's a book called 'Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban'. As they read it, they learn some interesting things...

My name is Remus John Lupin. I am 11 years old. I go to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and I'm in Gryffindor. My dad died when I was 7. My mum is great, but I wish she wasn't alone now. My sister, Renoir, is 18 - she finished Hogwarts last year, and she works at Gringotts in London. I like school, but I'm always scared that people will find out my secret, because if they do, they won't like me any more.

“Mr. Malfoy is the only one who’s ever actually seen any of us and quite honestly, I doubt he’d recognize us out of robes anyway. The others are just looking for two boys and a girl, all wizards in training. If you and I keep Ron quiet, we can pass as Muggle girls."

Harry has made a sacrifice on behalf of the wizarding world---without its consent. Its effects are devastating.

It all started with a letter from home and family. Except, Harry doesn't really have either, does he? He's about to get them.

What if Harry Potter was really REALLY flamboyantly gay? Complete

The Slayers characters experience the highs & lows of a high school year and band formation. This is the first ina series of four stories. The next series tells of their summer adventures. Ez and I placement.

Darth Vader's Blog

Dumbledore hires three new DADA professors and boy will they cause a stir.

Peter learns a lot from Professor McCoy.

This is the master listing for Not a Pretty Girl, the Girl!Bob 'verse. Features My Chem and Brian Schechter, with appearances by members of The Used and some random others along the way. This is a gen series with a few references to a couple of het encounters.

Have you any funny stories behind the making of the album [pretty. odd.]? “We can’t... I mean...” “We can’t tell you any funny stories because we’d probably be killed.” - Jon and Ryan being interviewed by NME.com

Once upon a time, Jon Walker's great-grandmother told him tales of faerie lords and human knights. He never thought they'd be this relevant to his adult life.

Multipairing, bandomwide high school for the arts AU

The one where Jon Walker is really a unicorn *hands*

"You want to take me on a joyride in your wooden spaceship?" The third season of New Who, retold with Spencer Smith, companion.

"You want to take me on a joyride in your wooden spaceship?" The third season of New Who, retold with Spencer Smith, companion.

House's latest patient has some interesting symptoms – one being that he thinks he's a wizard.

Draco Malfoy has run out of options, and he's run out of time. The only way out is to go back to the beginning. Eventual HPDM slash. Canon compliant for all seven books but will be AU as of the time travel. Pretravel is just after HBP

Sixth year AU fic. Harry Potter decides to even some old scores, and along the way, deal with that idiot Fudge. In doing so, he discovers how to be a politician and a warrior.

A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...

ABANDONED. When Harry comes to Hogwarts shortly after his eleventh birthday, he finds that money is not all that his parents left him. They also left him a slave, Severus Snape.

She was a teacher, not a mother. But in the aftermath of a Death Eater attack, Minerva McGonagall found herself rearing two orphaned werewolf boys as her own, one of whom the darkness would do anything to destroy...Harry Potter. AU.

AU: Life had Harry been able to control accidental magic. Warning: Dursleys will be terrorized.

AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand....That had been a surprise. Currently in 3rd year.

After the disastrous end to fifth year, Harry is alone at Privet Drive contemplating the losses in his life. When he discovers a timeturner he decides to go back to the beginning of it all to set things right. Naturally, things don’t go according to plan.

My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.

Harry is not what everyone else thinks he is, and nobody else knows.

Later, Spencer will be glad that it starts in the winter. Heavy jackets and sweaters, caps and scarves and gloves to keep out the cold air, and if nothing else, this keeps things hidden longer than maybe he’d have been able to otherwise. Later, he’s sure, he’ll be thankful for that.

Characters from Buffy and Angel are cast as characters from the children's books. Little Miss Helpful, Mr. Fussy, Little Miss Trouble, Mr. Quiet.

Jack O’Neill’s clone, despite almost fifty years of life experience, still manages to get sent to the principal's office on his first week at Sunnydale High. And no, he doesn't believe there are vampires there.

A place where damaged toys can relax and recuperate, and their owners can get acquainted. Threats of violence.

Response to the Mini Scoobs in Space Challenge by littleoldme. Some yuckiness in the beginning.

A series of ficlets dealing with various people(and things(allthough the things are allso people)) when they were under twelve. Multiple crossovers, no pairings except in the purely platonic/awwww arn't they cute together sense

House ends up with a very interesting patient, much to his amusement and his staff's lament. But honestly, how does one diagnose a vampire?

PostSecret Fanart challenge!

Her crew doesn't know that Serenity's new passenger, a carpenter with an 'unusual upbringing', is a relic from the past. And Xander's not looking for trouble. Then again, neither are they. Not usually, leastwise. It just tends to come calling anyway. Gen.

What if Tara really was part demon? Or something else that's equally weird?