"You're not a very good Jedi, are you?" the Sith Lord said. "Oh, excuse me, I am an excellent Jedi," Rodney said.

Rodney McKay, raised by a pod of telepathic whales. John Sheppard, mage with fae blood. Teyla Emmagan, rune-scientist. Ronon Dex, winged soldier. On the waystation of Atlantis, they're about to become embroiled in an age-old war against a brutal enemy.

Gender identity crises, sneaking into physics seminars, daring rescue schemes, and the complicated relationship between sex and eating. Oh, plus they're all insects (and one arachnid).

AU: SGA meets Bravo's Project Runway

A massively self-indulgent fic in which Ronon is John's baby daddy, Rodney is not amused, and Josh just wants to study anthropology.

A new vampire is taking L.A. by storm, and he has an offer to make vampire hunter John Sheppard.

Fire to Air, Air to Water, with the broad Earth beneath linking them both. A fusion between SGA and Avatar: The Last Airbender.

"So what's the problem?" Elizabeth asked. "They won't talk to us unless we sing first," John said.

CRAAAAAACK! Potential Valdemar AUs

Rodney is in a relationship with Jennifer, but she doesn't at all think that that means he has to spend less time with his best friend. John seems to think so, though, and this bothers her more and more for reasons she can't really explain to herself.

SGA meets Bravo's Project Runway. There are mentions of pinking shears.

Stiles is wandering the corridors of Stargate Command in search of caffeine and calories when he meets Major Ford.