He is Gerard, and she is also Rapunzel.

Just a simple love story.

A week in Joe's life: badly edited videos set to Barry White, dying mermaids, Star Wars, far more ABBA than you might expect, and Pete.

"We had a barbecue on the 4th of July, bought as many inflatable cactuses as we could find, and watched Grizzly Man. When I moved out I left a hell of a mess. Sorry Bob. Neat freak. Memories." -Patrick Stump

Wherein Bob is a marshmallow (although not literally), Spencer is the prettiest, and Jon has secret manpain.

The MCR crew all signed up for drama club this season (dares, lack of anything else to do, and one that is the drama king. Literally.) The play however, is what shocks them. Wicked. What happens with five guys and only two main characters that aren't girls?

College AU in which the My Chemical Romance members end up with a baby?

Yeah, so Bob was hot and Frankie really really wanted to prove Pete wrong about the whole unattainable thing

Bob was the first one to notice that they were real, the ears I mean, the one’s sticking up from slits in my knit cap.

Hi. This is part one of the long-promised MCR/FOB/P!@tD/William Beckett Regency AU. There isn't much else to say, except I'm going to go ahead and warn you that Mikey and Gerard are girls. Other than that, and the Regency thing, and the fact that they're the daughters of a wealthy Lord, it's exactly like usual. (To say nothing of the stablehands.)

In which Bob turns into a three-year-old and Mikey loses his shit.

This is the master listing for Not a Pretty Girl, the Girl!Bob 'verse. Features My Chem and Brian Schechter, with appearances by members of The Used and some random others along the way. This is a gen series with a few references to a couple of het encounters.

Bob might not remember why he decided to try to out-hardcore someone who was hit by a bus and remained conscious, but he's totally invested in it now. And if Ronon just thought about it, he'd see just how badass Bob totally is.

Bob meets Ronon in an emergency room in Colorado. That fact...yeah, says something about the both of them when you consider that it was a tragic accident involving a sander, some duct tape, and one of Gerard's shoes that landed Bob there, while Ronon was hit by a fucking bus and is still conscious.

Gerard Way, a Cartoon Network peon in possession of the world’s worst taste in men, may have finally found the perfect boyfriend. Or a serial killer.

I chose Cinderella for my movie. This story is set before My Chemical Romance formed, say 2000.

Bob. Frank. Worm. and entirely too many puppies.

In which Gerard loves Bob, I make fun of the sweet little dudes a lot, and Gerard and Frank share a nice moment.

Stepping off the bus is like landing in a different world.

Everyone knows that Gerard Way is an idealist. Gerard wants to save the world and the lives of every last one of his fans, and Gerard believes in love and happiness and rainbows and equality and lots of other bullshit like that. Gerard just really wants to take care of his fans, that lost-looking little ten-year-old boy in particular.

Various bandom men in slash parings at lamaze classes.

“This is political,” Gerard announces, and kisses him.

Gerard moves to Portland.

Fucking Marion Zimmer Bradley should come with a warning label.

Multipairing, bandomwide high school for the arts AU

Art School AU

The kid looked up at him as he walked by. He had the biggest goddamn eyes Brian had ever seen; absolutely huge, dark lashes, tangled hair. Brian was pretty sure his parents wouldn’t have let him leave the house without at least washing his hair now and then. Parenting was getting pretty slack.

“You know, sometimes I just don’t know what to think about this record,” Bob drops his voice a notch. “It’s the proudest acomplishment of my fucking life, but it really really tried to kill us.”

Have you any funny stories behind the making of the album [pretty. odd.]? “We can’t... I mean...” “We can’t tell you any funny stories because we’d probably be killed.” - Jon and Ryan being interviewed by NME.com

A lot of truths have been universally acknowledged. A Pride and Prejudice AU.

Not that there is a Sunset Avenue in Belleville, but if there were...

Old friends and new beginnings. A/N: this is the sequel of sorts to For Keeps

"Come with me. Just for a little while," Gerard repeats, and this time, Mikey says yes. A roadtrip story.

Gerard thinks all they're going to do is watch old home movies, in honor of Christmas - but there's something a bit off-kilter about one of the tapes.

"I just don't wanna go alone," Frankie had said, and tugged on Bob's arm until he agreed to accompany Frank to the piercing studio.

“What? Oh, geez, kid.” Gerard laughs, and it’s not mean, but the kid half-flinches back, a repressed sort of reaction, mostly suppressed but still visible. Gerard notices for the first time the way the line of his hips is sharp enough to cut paper. “Ryan,” he says, meeting Gerard’s eyes again. “My name is Ryan.”

The best part of waking up, in New York, is the Magnolia Bakery.

Pete is not the most observant person in the world.

It's, like, on the road... only, kinda, different.

Frank is too short to be an elf. Sequel to Realms

Always been girls AU. So, the point is, sometimes Mikey forgets she’s a girl and it’s really not that big a deal until she meets Petra "Call Me Pete" Wentz.

Spencer finally meets Patrick, Ryan and Frank continue to be awkward, Brendon stashes blenders under display tables to have an excuse to talk to Jon, and Pete tries to cockblock himself (only Pete, guys, seriously)

When Gerard realizes that he’ll never get with Lyn-Z after his friends let him know she’s into girls, there’s only one possible course of action: dress in drag and join her punk rock Dolly Parton cover band in hopes of wooing her. High school AU.

Panic get a Twitter.

The AU where Panic is a wedding band called The First Wives’ Club. Brendon named them. It’s okay though: Pete’s wedding band is called Lloyd Dobler’s Boombox, but only because it kind of stuck. Also MCR are the leaders of the enemy wedding band camp. Then Ryan makes a bet with Frank Iero because he’s bad at life like that, and suddenly they’re in a duel to the death. Or, a wedding band-off, since unfortunately their lives aren’t a sequel to Boyz N The Hood.

Ten times Disney did it best.

“I think Ryan’s dead,” Brendon said, nodding solemnly. “I’m waiting for Frank to stop by, because I don’t want to be the one who finds his body.”

( if you ever want me. allison iraheta/alisan porter, bonus kris/adam friendship, pg-13. ) ( adam lambert/brendon urie, written in haiku form. ) ( frank iero pov, kris/adam, pg-13. )

It's no one's fault but that final straw that shatters everything is still that final straw.

Ray is a hopeless dork. Mikey isn't much better.