When Bruce Wayne becomes Dr. Gregory House's latest patient, House's hidden past might just be disclosed.

Pairing: Faith/Renee Summary: Gotham, and Renee, has seen a lot of crazy things. Just not like Faith.

Pairing: Raven/Robin/Starfire Summary: Robin never wanted to choose between Starfire and Raven; they'd decided he doesn't have to.

Pairing: Rose/Faith Summary: OYL. Rose is a Titan, no matter how dark her past. People fall through portals all the time when you're a Titan. They're just not ever like Faith.

Pairing: Batman/Superman (Others Implied) Summary: Lois Lane thinks about how spandex must warp people’s sexual orientation. That’s really the only explanation…

BTVS/DCAU Crossover Summary: Post S7. Buffy and Xander head to Gotham to help out AI with some of the evil lawyers – oh, and do some shopping. They run into Batman and his crew. Wackiness, of course, ensues.

DCU/X-Men Crossover Summary: Nightwing meets Gambit, by way of getting arrested...for indecent exposure.

Crossover... "Never! Never before has Midnight given her gift to anyone other than a woman!" Harry is thrown back into the world of heros when he is killed one night, long after the defeat of Voldemort. (heh, I know, corny!) HPDM.

My Chemical Romance has a crazy stalker fan -- the kind of crazy only someplace like Gotham City could spawn -- who targets Bob. There is danger, rescue, and eventually group hugs.

What it says on the label.

Following the "interrogation" in Teen Titans 47, for reasons which are only partially his brothers' fault, Jason is in bad shape. Fortunately, Roy is a master at catching falling Robins by now. In the aftermath of Roy's reaching out, Jason finds an opportunity to repay the favor, leading to an increasingly complicated relationship between the two.`

My response to the "10 Things That Never Happened" challenge

Lois Lane's son, Jason White, is hiding his powers until he literally runs into Conner Kent, also known as Superboy.

Justice League xover! Sam and Dean figure people will trust costumed demon hunters more than two young guys on the road.

...To becoming a Superhero. SPN/Justice League

"Oh, I know. I meant the other stuff, actually. Not Robin, not school, just... you know. Stuff." Tim smirks. "Guy talk?"

Yet another origin story for Catwoman. Blame it on the lack of universal health care.

Tula cannot force conviction where it does not exist, but she tries.

(Prompt: MtF anybody. I'd like one of our boys [here Robin] to actually be a girl, and nobody knows that and she can't "pass" like she'd want to, even if she gets ahold of hormones and is on them no one can tell some sudden difference.) "It's stupid. If she doesn't want to tell them, why does she want them to notice?"

There is always a third option.

Everyone knew that Robin and Kid Flash were close friends. Extremely close friends. But no one really realized just how close of friends they were until the night Megan decided she wanted to host a movie sleepover at the Cave.

Batman gets heartily, heartily sick of Superman's attitude towards Superboy and decides to take drastic action - he takes the kid under his own wing and helps to train him alongside with Robin. Superboy ends up being part of the 'Batfamiy', with Robin sometimes calling him 'Bro' during YJ missions. And then when Superman finally gets his head out of his ass and comes to try to teach Superboy, he has to first pass the Batfamily's tests to see if he is worthy of Superboy. Because Bats take care of their own.

Young Justice are left alone for a weekend while all of the Justice League are doing important things. They get bored and decide that it's time to party. (Either they party at Mount Justice or they The point is, they get drunk. Then start doing body shoots off one another, making out, laughing, dancing, having sex with each other. Bonus points: The Mentors show up the next morning and find their children in very awkward situation.

The team disappears on a mission. They go to some alternate dimension, a place where they have to grown up quickly. The Justice League searches for them to no avail and finally it’s time to “bury” their children, and move on. (I’m talking a considerably amount of time has passed, like eight years.) Then, one day they just return. They don’t talk about what happened during those years they were gone, but their families know something happened. Anon!Writer doesn’t have to write out anything horrible, I just want to see major bonding between everyone and them readjusting to their lives.

Teenage boys experience embarrassing erections at the most inappropriate times. The Young Justice boys are no exception. Run with it anon. Run your pervy or not so pervy little heart out. Extra love for writer anon if one time is during training with Black Canary.

I know my friends and I (and maybe you guys too) will sometimes have fake relationships going on, like if we get into a joking argument I'll tell her I want a divorce. (Usually several times, resulting in multiple divorces and no marriages.) Other times we'll talk about how I cheated on her because she didn't satisfy me emotionally, as I want children and she does not, etc. I do this with multiple people. I want the whole YJ team to talk to each other like this (jokingly) and have the JL members catch them. It doesn't even have to be to this level, maybe member A refers to member B as their boy/girlfriend/wife/husband. Maybe they just refer to other team members as "baby" or "dear" whenever their mentor shows up.

You would think that grown men would be able to interact with Superman and Batman without turning into thirteen-year-old girls. You would be wrong.

Bruce Wayne can't possibly be as dumb as he acts, and Clark Kent isn't as ordinary as he appears.

June as Catwoman.) He steps out of the gloom after she's glared at him for a ten-count. "Catwoman," he says.

So, if Tim Drake had been trained/raised by Smallville-verse Lex Luthor instead of Batman? It would totally go like this.

They’ve met numerous times before Tim finally meets Kon.

Tim and Kon get popped into Earth-16. Their visit is brief, but, has quite the impact.

Every villain has a favorite. It's practically a rule.

"After multiple times of people trying to use him as a virgin sacrifice, Tim decides it's time to lose his V-card. Enter Kon-el."

Tim doesn't encourage the public, they do it themselves.

Jason's not sure why he's the only one who can see the kid in the worn hoodie holding a camera.

Bruce really had no one else to blame but himself for allowing them to go to Vegas. What else was he expecting them to do?

Good morning, Gotham! Do I ever have some juicy gossip to share with you today! You will never believe what the Waynes have been up to now!

Tim sleeps in the attic every Christmas Eve. It doesn't really mean much, it's just habit by now.

He teams up with Red Hood Tuesday nights for patrol, and while it's not quite the date Tim could want it's what he'll take.

Jason's gone and Tim finds that he's the only one who thinks it wasn't on purpose.

It's not until after he's pulled the whole thing off that Jason realizes what a stupid move it was.

The Replacement, Jason realizes with more than a little dread, is hot.

Tim Drake has lost everything. His father, his best friend, his mentor, and his mantle. He loses himself, until help comes in the form of a woman with a soft spot for Strays.

It's easy to be brave when you're not alone, and the hardest part of going into school the next day for Cullen is when Harper leaves to go to her own classes.

Batman is very happy with the way that Robin has picked up his training, his methods and his habits. Generally. But his protege showing up at the Batcave with two small children, Tim and Jason, clinging to him proves he's adopted one trait Batman would have rather he hadn't. It seems the batfamily has an incurable penchant for picking up strays, and Tim and Jason are only the beginning.

Drabbles inspired by the Texts From Last Night website.

Tim's worked at a different haunted house every year since he was nine. He's seen everything from charities to con fronts in his time and isn't really impressed by it anymore. The Bat Cave is on a whole other level though.