Another Halloween Xander fic - but from a galaxy far, far away.

It was the longest Sorting in recent Hogwarts history.

Xander adjusts, has help, has un-help, and basically tries to carry on.

I just got the urge to write Cordelia Chase into Cycle 9 of America's Next Top Model. Yes. One drabble for each episode. I'm counting down the days until September 19.

Keeping his eyes trained on the long section of candy in front of him, Xander tried desperately to remember the name of the boy a few feet away. He was pretty sure it started with a 'd.' Damien? Derek?

Well. Dunno how to explain this one. All I can say is that [info]itsabigrock offered me the bunny b/c she couldn't write it and voila! Here is Connor/Xander. In canon. I think.

Xander performs at the Fabulous Ladies Night Club, and he's more 'out' than you ever knew.

Petunia Dursley discovers that taking care of two small boys is too much for her, so she passes the guardianship of Harry Potter over to a distant relative - Morticia Addams. With Harry growing up in a very different type of Family, Dumbledore desperately tries to get him back. But the Harry Potter who finally arrives at Hogwarts, along with his "cousins" Pugsley and Wednesday, will be nothing like what Dumbledore expects.

London, 1981. Rupert Giles and Ethan Rayne may not be wizards, but they thought they understood magic -- until the night they saw a glowing green skull in the sky above a quiet London street. Now they're caught up in a civil war in a world they never imagined existed. But can their "Muggle" magic really win the war? And for which side? Chapter 1: Giles and Ethan leave a party and end up somewhere unexpected.

If it's worth fighting for, it's worth fighting dirty for.

2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class

There was no getting around it - Millicent, ugly old Mill, would make a devastatingly attractive boy.

It's Harry's eighteenth birthday party, and he and Draco make drunken conversation which may lead to something more. Involves secret identities, autographs, kissing, tickling, and a bit of "Who's your daddy?" Slash.

The mutant telepathic attack on the world's population in X-Men: United has some unusual repercussions at Princeton-Plainsboro.

Lucius Malfoy is a clumsy git. A pregnancy potion made by Snape for Malfoy's wife ends up spilt on our seventeen year old hero. Harry Potter ends up knocked up. He's really not best pleased. After all, how is he meant to save the world if he has to go on maternity leave?

As reported, by part of your foolish use of Magical Truth or Dare, the next Quidditch game will be conducted by the Gryffindor team in the buff.

When Bruce Wayne becomes Dr. Gregory House's latest patient, House's hidden past might just be disclosed.

A more in-depth view of the scene at the laser fence during Phantom Menace

Sometime life takes unexpected turns.

If he had one person to choose as a confidante, Harry Potter would not have been it.

Five ways in which the Duckings *didn't* find out about House and Wilson.

Something went horribly wrong and Duo and Naruto are in the wrong worlds. Ninja vs technology. How could this possibly go wrong?

From the moment Harry tells his husband the truth about his case of the 'flu', until they are both knee-deep in fatherhood, we present a journey of nine months - plus eleven years.

It's the summer before their sixth year, and James, Sirius, Remus and Peter are sitting around James' room, quite bored, until a mysterious object hits Peter in the head. It's a book called 'Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban'. As they read it, they learn some interesting things...

What if Aeris found unexpected help before Zack broke out? AU.

My name is Remus John Lupin. I am 11 years old. I go to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and I'm in Gryffindor. My dad died when I was 7. My mum is great, but I wish she wasn't alone now. My sister, Renoir, is 18 - she finished Hogwarts last year, and she works at Gringotts in London. I like school, but I'm always scared that people will find out my secret, because if they do, they won't like me any more.

"You're not a very good Jedi, are you?" the Sith Lord said. "Oh, excuse me, I am an excellent Jedi," Rodney said.

Luthor Family Values.

His eyes felt hot and prickly, but he was determined not to cry. James could spot red-rimmed eyes from a mile off, and no sliver of sympathy for his brother's plight would stop him teasing Albus for the next month and a half.

“Mr. Malfoy is the only one who’s ever actually seen any of us and quite honestly, I doubt he’d recognize us out of robes anyway. The others are just looking for two boys and a girl, all wizards in training. If you and I keep Ron quiet, we can pass as Muggle girls."

Harry Potter, the first nullifier since Salazar Slytherin, doesn't feeling like playing the hero. But when he goes back to the time of the Founders to learn from Slytherin himself, he finds himself in the middle of a war, trapped by enemies old and new.

Part of the Letters Series

Harry wakes up looking like a girl, Draco is possessive, yet oddly sweet, Hermione squeals like the girl she is, and Pansy is rather likeable. A tale of a Veela and his mate. Or was it a mate and his Veela?

Harry has made a sacrifice on behalf of the wizarding world---without its consent. Its effects are devastating.

Harry starts living with Sirius and Remus. It's like a dream come true, isn't it? Well it surely would be, if there wasn't the obvious fact that Sirius and Remus are hiding something from the teenager, Harry's desperate struggle to deal with everything that happened during the past months, and the little visit a former friend pays them. What Harry had imagined to become an alleviation from living with the Dursleys proves to be more difficult than everybody involved had expected.

It all started with a letter from home and family. Except, Harry doesn't really have either, does he? He's about to get them.

What if Harry Potter was really REALLY flamboyantly gay? Complete

The Slayers characters experience the highs & lows of a high school year and band formation. This is the first ina series of four stories. The next series tells of their summer adventures. Ez and I placement.

Harry's final term in his Sixth Year is a difficult one.

Darth Vader's Blog

This is the chronicle of our people's journey from Telmar, passed down through many generations. You will find it well-detailed, I think, and helpful in your quest. There is a chapter which tells the myth of how they came to this world from that of High King Peter. That, you must commit to memory."

Susan has seen the way Caspian and Peter look at one another, and she thinks there is nothing childish about it. Part of her wished, at first, that Caspian would turn such a gaze on her. Now, though, she is quite certain it is love, and it confuses her that Aslan would discourage such a thing.

Things Peter thinks and does after his return from Narnia for the second time. Based on movie-verse.

The group heads to South Dakota to recover. But recovery isn't as relaxing as it should be with Evil Scientists, ghostly Native Americans, and Chloe and Dean fighting the whole way.

Dumbledore hires three new DADA professors and boy will they cause a stir.

He is Gerard, and she is also Rapunzel.

It’s just a daddy thing. If your “daddies” are a vampire and two demon hunters.

Yeah, so Bob was hot and Frankie really really wanted to prove Pete wrong about the whole unattainable thing

In which Bob turns into a three-year-old and Mikey loses his shit.

Just a simple love story.