The Multiple Pairings of Xander Harris

Remus Lupin is sent back in time on a desperate mission to kill Lord Voldemort. From a present where he is the last Marauder, Remus finds himself once more eleven and attending Hogwarts for the first time.

In the summer of 1998, after the defeat of Voldemort, Harry comes out to his friends.

Romance, intrigue, and distinctly bad prose are unleashed on Hogwarts when the identity of the mysterious Gertrude Perkins is finally revealed.

This is the list of rules you might find on the refridgerator at Xaviers.

Four perspectives on one relationship. QUOTE: Do you even know him? Picture the hottest guy that you know. No, not him – the hottest guy who doesn’t even know what he has going for him. Right. That’s Dean. Only Dean’s better.

Continent hopping scrambled her time sense for days but Faith guessed that the night was still young as she swung, loose hipped and grinning, out of the London club. Leavin' early. Gettin' old, she thought. Or the Watcher's rubbing off on me.

2) Sitting on the roof is forbidden under the school rules, which are extensive and frequently ignored. This is less an attempt to keep students off the roof than it is to discourage them from leaving soda bottles, their homework, articles of clothing, or pieces of furniture behind. Scott had to use a block and tackle to get the sofa down, and he was not pleased.

Ever wondered how patrician Andromeda Black ended up with a Muggleborn like Ted Tonks? Step back in time to the swinging 60s, when skirts were short and love was free!

James Potter did not die on Halloween. Now, with his best friends Sirius and Remus, he must raise Harry in seclusion, and defer the second war for as long as possible. But when three extraordinary men in the habit of being conspicuous try to live as Muggles, can the Statute of Secrecy dividing the two worlds long survive?

One morning, Schuldig found he couldn't stop puking. It pissed him off, especially as he hadn't been drinking the night before. Red wine had given him heartburn for weeks, and even the thought of spirits made him -- he dived for the toilet again. He didn't get any sympathy either, just Crawford sneering at the mix of muesli, chocolate and chutney that had seemed so delicious recently, and Nagi running off to sulk just because Schuldig was veering between yelling tearfully at him and giggling over his stash of not-well-hidden porn. Above all, he wished Farfarello would stop calling him "Mary."

The first time Dean volunteered to do the sex ritual, John had raised his eyebrows and said, "Have fun." He probably should have felt a little guilty, foisting off the deed, but Dean was just asking for it.

It's Edmund he sees first. It's only Edmund he sees.

Edmund plays a prank on Susan and Lucy the day before Narnia's summer festival and learns never to do it again. I would advise everyone not to drink anything while reading this. But that's your warning!

Will comes out to his castmates.

This is pre-slash. The content is G-rated, although the language contains the F-word, so sensitive readers: BE ADVISED!

When Chloe goes to New York for the summer, her life takes a surprising turn in a movie theater. Smallville crossover.

Have you ever noticed that Frank's kind of...

It's no surprise that there's someone else in the bed.

The first time Bob ever sees Trish, he can't actually see her at first. He's twenty, home from school for Thanksgiving, and his buddy Kyle drags him out to a club to see some band that sucks.

The whole thing starts after their second CD comes out and Pete discovers there are entire Livejournal communities named after him.

Bob was the one who first called it "nesting," and it just kind of stuck.

General crack inspired by a comment beteween [info]apetslife and [info]wax_jism in a Mikey Way birthday picspam, once again teaching that inspiration can be found pretty much anywhere. I went off Addams Family Values and tried for the best grown-up Wednesday I could [see previous entry for more]. Writing the boys is still a work in progress, as always.

Mikey looks in a mirror.

when Mikey needs help remembering, that yes, actually, he can breathe again now.

A hook-up.

Almost a sequel to The Negotiation Limerick File. If you haven’t read that, this will make even LESS sense. One of Mikey's wacky inventions gets used by accident. Mayhem and toddlers ensue.

This is how Pete and Patrick got married.

Art majors AU

When living with 15 teenage girls Pete Wentz being a whiny emo is not helpful.

MCR as fashion designers.

Don, Everything's fine. Don't worry about me. I'm having a great time. Charlie

Chad’s beginning to suspect that agreeing to go prom dress shopping with Ryan and Kelsi might have been a bit of a stupid idea.

Dragon adopts Mikey/Charlie has to take him back - Bonus for "Bus rules state all pets must be able to fit on the bunk with you in it. That won't fit in the bus!"

What if the Durlseys got rid of Harry the day they got him and what if he were found by someone else who knew how to work magic.

“You…wrote up the story of us going to the diner for cheese fries last week?”

Clark is sick, Lex is worried. He does some research and decides House is the best. He then flies his boyfriend out, offers the hospital ten million on House's acceptance, another twenty mil on Diagnosis, and a further 40 mil on a cure.

Team Sheppard goes to the Olympics.

None of them were made for this bureaucratic nightmare, but they couldn't just leave the people of Pegasus to twist in the wind. That wasn't why they were here. Pairing McKay/Sheppard, Dex/Keller, Lorne/Zelenka (if you squint)

Jon and Spencer own a flower shop in a small town, and when the town’s pastor dies, Brendon comes to live with them and take over the job. Summerville’s full of people in love, and Brendon’s not immune to the town’s charms himself – when they’re in the form of a certain Sunday school teacher.

The band already has two guitarists.

After rescuing a train from Doc Ock's attack, Peter Parker found himself unmasked and indebted to those he had just saved. 4 months later, a train passenger again crosses paths with the young hero. Based on events from SpiderMan 2.

Edward Elric from various points of view.

Atlantis may adore John, but her subroutines love Rodney.

The representative from the MoM may be a Metamorphmage, but she can't hide her true face from the One Who Sees. 2nd chapter - Special Case. Same as the ficlet.

Just some random ideas from writing "What's to Come"

Special Agent 007 faces the most difficult mission of all - fatherhood

Xander gets pointers on how to do it standing up… comedy, stand-up comedy, geesh people, get your minds out of the gutter ;). Fic-a-thon entry for Pixiestyxs.

NoPairing in first three parts. After that Harry/Draco. AU. Slytherin!Harry. Harry's twin Connor is the Boy Who Lived, and Harry is devoted to protecting him by making himself look ordinary. But certain people won't let Harry stay in the shadows... Series, 7 parts.

PG. Spencer/Ryan. Slash. Future fic in which they finally get it together, just as Panic is about to break up. Happily ever after.