After the war, life goes on - perhaps not as it once did, but if they've survived Voldemort, Severus Snape and Remus Lupin will find

Fred and George open their joke shop but with another shop underground, a sex toyshop.

Ron walked back into the room, carrying a basket filled with ripe, glistening fruits, quite different from Mrs. Weasley's biscuits and candies. "There's even a note. 'I do hope we can put all this behind us. -- V'"

Sam, his high school girlfriend and a mini-skirt would be a worthy concept

A story about the benefits of cultural exchange, contraception, the downsides to television stardom, and what counts as pre-watershed in the Pegasus galaxy.

Harry has found a way to temporarily quiet the babble. *BDSM* Written for Kink Bingo on LJ.

Brendon paid attention to what would make Ryan chuckle, low and breathless, and what would make him shudder and bite his lip.

He called Brian with a grin playing at his lips. “Since Bob and I have to go as the single ones can we match just because so we aren't left out of the group thing if everyone kinda matches?”

It would not be an overstatement to say that Adam knows something about sex toys.

prompt 069. House/Wilson -- first time with a dildo.

Puck sat on the edge of his bed, looking at the plastic packaging that encased the present the football team had gotten him for his birthday.

"You are such a fucking brat,"

"Do you have any idea what this means?" "Ummm...no?" Puck took pity on Finn's apparent lack of a working brain this early in the morning. "Kurt.....is fucking around....on both of us."

Harry comes back from a mandatory holiday and finds that an Auror raid on his favourite establishment could expose his biggest secret. However, another has even more secrets than he does at stake.

Cheerios are Puck's weakness.

The whip in Philadelphia is the absolute last straw. sequel to Bingo

John, Rodney and a room full of...things.

Ben's quarterlife crisis leads to experimentation, among other changes.

Merlin has two pretty toys to play with.

Johnny didn't ask to be a vampire and he doesn't even remember the details of how he became one, but that doesn't change the fact that he is and he has needs. At first the idea of accosting the Olympic Gold Medallist to quench his thirst seems like a good idea.

"Arthur/Merlin, Merlin is fucking Arthur with the hilt of a sword"

Merlin tests new products for a sex toy company. Arthur is the head designer. It is his job to observe these tests, ask questions and take notes. It's all very professional and clinical, until Arthur gets hard during a session.

Johnny's coach says he's only allowed to have sex if it's a threesome. Lucky for them, Adam has a third in mind.

And now he has no clue how to go up to Adam and say, "That thing you mentioned, with the vibrator? That might not be something I'm completely opposed to."

The amazing Brittney is upset 'cause she can't get her new "boyfriend", Kurt, off, and this seriously goes against her perfect record. Her brain is actually stimulated by Kurt's questions on what it's like kissing boys, and she gets the idea to emulate a guy to get Kurt off. Of course, she chooses to act like Puck because, like, have you seen his guns? He's got skillz. In order to add realism, she gets one of Puck's sweaty gym shirts. Puck wants in and she tells him she'll record him a vid.

"Brittany wakes up a guy. She's pretty much okay with this. And then she remembers what a good boyfriend Kurt was, and that he's clearly lonely, but capital G Gay. So she decides to do him a favor (not that she won't be having fun, too). Oh, and Kurt knows it's a temporarily male Brittany, instead of a random guy. Because it would never occur to her to lie, or even think of waking up a different gender as an oddity."

The twins decide Harry is spending too much time with his thoughts.

Eames convinces Arthur that it would be really hot if Arthur had a dildo/buttplug/vibrator in him all day, and Arthur reluctantly agrees. Only to realise he's more sensitive than he thought. I would like Arthur really turned on but struggling not to show it, and biting his lip to maintain his usual appearance. Maybe he could squirm a little and blush too. And Eames is kind of an ass so, you know, he'd be making pointed remarks about the stick up Arthur's ass, or smacking Arthur on the ass or something. (If it is a vibrator maybe Eames could turn it on at random moments when Arthur is in the middle of SERIOUS WORK.) And maybe if Arthur lasts the whole day without taking it out he gets the reward of HOT SEX FROM EAMES.

Mercedes and Kurt have a night in after Kurt's mini sexuality crisis.

Jensen hides his secret life in faux fur pillows, Jared decides to give him a surprise he'll never forget.

Kris works at a sex shop and he's pretty okay with it.

Puck’s still got a first time he can give Kurt. At least he can if a) Puck can get him to understand that, b) Puck doesn’t fuck up, and c) if the prissy little shit’ll stop treating Puck like a fucking girl and just take it.

The sheer naughtiness of it all was unexpectedly exciting, and she found herself trembling even before the cold steel met her skin.

Jensen Ackles was the porn industry’s leading star for years, until Jared Padalecki came along. Jensen’s world-weary and disillusioned. Jared’s… not.

Harry wakes up on his sixteenth birthday and decides that he does not want to die a virgin.

Going back to Hogwarts Harry notes another who seems to be as depressed as he used to be. He decides to help.

Bored Finn will regret texting in class.

One of the guys (seriously, anyone is fine. I don't mind if it's one of big three or the more minor boys) gets strapped to a bed with a vibrating buttplug inside them. Whether they get freed or not by someone else is up to you, I just want them really hurting by the end of it.

Written for [info]dangomango for [info]help_pakistan. She requested something set in the same 'verse as Easy Access (which was written in response to a [info]blindfold_spn prompt a couple of rounds ago), with Dean getting off on watching Sam with a FC, but treating Sam as a girl rather than a guy. She most particularly requested Sam/FC scissoring and possessive!Dean with a side of reluctant!Sam. She had a lot of ideas, and I tried to do a good deal of them, but still keep it all true to the real spirit of Easy Access, which is basically impreg kink. This is really a little different than Easy Access -- so rather than a sequel, it is kind of a crazy mutated AU/"could-happen" cousin.

Challenge: Tony's testing out some new armor, but he's late getting home -- which means Pepper has every reason to experiment with some of his armor's more interesting systems.

just some porn... kinky, kinky porn.

Steve sat there, frozen. It was clear that the popular student, probable wet dream of damn near every student in the school, who had no interest in Steve or his work, was trying to seduce him for a better grade. Steve wanted to snarl, wanted to spit because he was so angry. Thor really thought this would work? Steve was a good person, he had morals. There was no way he would accept such a...a sleazy, underhanded offer. And yet…if Steve was honest with himself, his hands hadn’t been the only thing to ache when he caught sight of Thor’s face or physique.

Peggy and Bucky get to grips with certain thoughts Bucky's been entertaining with regards to Steve and Tony. Part of Olympics 'Verse.

How to build a database to get the right person or people for every kinky contingency. One such task is suggested; readers are encouraged to submit more.

Tony is trying very hard to be the perfect boyfriend. Maybe too hard. But that's okay because Pepper has a simple solution to get Tony to relax and nurture his other relationships too. "Hello, Captain. What can I do for you?" "It's about Tony," he says immediately, his soldier's efficiency not allowing for any dallying. "We - the Avengers, that is - have some concerns."

Ronon watches over Bruce and Logan because Sheppard asks him to do so. Bruce and Tony like having Ronon around. Smut ensues, lots of slashy smut.

Steve bit his lip, staring at the floor. Here they were, two grown men both in their pajamas, looking at a box of a friend’s sex toys in a closet in the middle of the night.

Bizarre alien peace rituals, drunken debacles, Jim Kirk's pornography, the phrase 'bet your sweet ass' taken way too literally, bar fights, everyone's favorite Orion and super advanced sex toys of the future you wish you had now. A love story.

Dirk laughs, presses his lips to the sweat-drenched nape of your neck, lets his teeth scrape the skin. "Don't worry, babe, I'm not going to leave you hanging. I've got something special for you. Get up."

John discovers a new and MUCH more entertaining way to fill his prankster's gambit.