Whee! A co-written story! And smut! Tesla and I decided to unite her Oz and my Xander to create... something. Sticking to our corresponding POVs, we tagged this back and forth until Tesla declared it done. You can thank her for getting the pornmobile on the road, by the way. I was gonna keep those poor boys talking aaaall night.

Xander's doing penance. He's penitential. He's so fucking sorry he can't say or think any word that isn't sorry or a synonym thereof.