Xander plays Truth or Dare with the Scooby gang and gets closer to Spike. Happy smut.

Welcome to Loserville. Population: two.

I didn't take much with me, just a carry-on. With three separate airline transfers between Miami International and Prince Rupert Sound, luggage was just another way of saying, "I didn't need those clothes, anyway, Mr. Baggage Handler, you go right ahead and take them."

Draco is perfectly fine, thankyou, and Harry is merely distracting.

Five years after Voldemort's defeat, Harry returns to England to help re-open Hogwarts.

D sells Suhara a rather strange pet, and Leon joins ACME. But no one really gets quite what they expected, and nothing turns out how it should.

Tritter's case against House still depends on subpoenaed testimony from Wilson. To save House from losing everything, the doctors of PPTH decide on an unusual solution, which in turn leads to unexpected consequences. This is a story about the sacrifices we make that turn out not to be such great sacrifices after all.

Adam jabbed Kris in the side with an elbow to interrupt him and said, "Okay, so I am giving you fair warning here, the next time you say one word about how I deserved it, or how sorry you are, or for that matter just spend your interview time going off on how awesome I am, I am going to be so totally overcome with love for you that I am going to have to kiss you."

It occurred to him belatedly that maybe he should've been saying no once in a while, but at this point he felt bad—obviously word had gotten around, so now if he turned somebody down, they'd feel like it was them specifically, which just seemed so mean.

“I’m fine,” he says, dragging his hand from his eyes and shifting his hand in Adam’s grip to expose the polish on his thumbnail, “Katy just isn’t too thrilled with the…new direction my sense of fashion is taking.”

It really wasn't like that.

One-night stands are not for everyone.

Megan had been calling them zombies from the get-go; after the third one, while Adam was busy puking his guts all over the sidewalk, she went around to all of them and hissed, "Listen, they're zombies, do you get it?"

Elliot was a fucking awesome Dragon. He talked to his boy. Shannon's just stalked him most of his life and hid like a scared bunny when Shannon tried searching for him. Shannon's got his Dragon now, and he's damned well keeping him!

It would not be an overstatement to say that Adam knows something about sex toys.

"The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side." -- Hunter S. Thompson This is a story about the negative side.

What you do when there are no more worlds to conquer.

The hellhounds were milling around her legs, almost high as her waist: pale white hides and red eyes, long red tongues lolling out between their stained teeth, all of them panting like the exhaust of an eighteen-wheeler and staring right at him.

Some love stories fizzle out in a haze of missed chances and regrets, while others break under rejection and denial. When Bob and Spencer meet, they are bruised around the edges, tired and lonely, but they find something in each other that's worth holding on to.

Spock is still in a relationship with Uhura when he has his first Pon Farr. Kirk diverts the Enterprise to New Vulcan so Spock can marry T'Pring, who survived Vulcan's destruction. However, when he gets there, he finds his wedding doesn't go according to plan.

Lance was not sure he wanted to meet Adam Lambert. On the one hand, incredibly hot guy, great singer, on the other hand, there was that little throwaway dig he'd made about 'celebrity-magazine bullshit' in his coming-out interview. Lance wasn't sure if that meant him or not, but he'd had too much experience of that kind of crap to discount it completely, and he didn't want to risk having his fears confirmed.

A Sentinel AU, set in the Star Trek universe. A human starship captain and his Vulcan Guide...his heterosexual Vulcan Guide.

Spock accompanies his parents to an Earth resort where Jim Kirk is a dancer. Dirty Dancing redux.

Government red tape can make for interesting bedfellows. For the Undermistletoe Cliche Week

Tim Drake is Bruce Wayne's adopted son and heir to Wayne Enterprises, and also Robin, masked vigilante, by night. In this AU, Conner was raised by Luthor, and is a VP in Luthor Tech. The two 26-year-olds meet while competing with their respective companies over a deal with Cadmus Labs, develop a relationship that starts with rivalry and ends with trust (and hotness omg).

A young shaman is caught out in the open during a moonhunt and his life is forever changed.

Dom stayed silent for long moments; he thought that Brian had fallen back asleep until Brian bit down gently on the muscles in his neck. Then he said softly, “The first race when you lost. You didn’t even seem to notice.”

A TF&TF High School AU.

John stood still, kept his hands visible. He remembered a lot, just hadn’t had to practice any of it recently. He knew most people squirmed under the FBI’s regard, and talked way more than they should. So he just stood there and waited for Special Agent Bilkins to tell him why the hell he’d come surfside.

Dom/Brian/Xander Cage - xXx crossover. I rec this separately from the rest of [info]khaleesian's stuff because I believe that in order to love this fic truly, you have to have seen ALL of the testosterone-laden canon, lust for Vin Diesel's body in an unhealthy way, and have at least a medium tolerance for crack!fic. Luckily, I meet all the requirements, and I say that this fic is hot, hot, hot ... plotty and sexy and with a kickass chase scene. Gotta love it.

Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation—Khalil Gibran

That which is done out of love takes place beyond good and evil

A Point Break/The Fast and the Furious crossover romance with a sexuality crisis, surfing, a vaguely self-insertish OFC, and lots of beer and sex. Johnny Utah/Brian O'Conner.

TFTF/Fastlane crossover, Van Ray/Deaq, Brian/Dom. I love crossovers where I don't need to know canon to read. And if the pictures at the top of the page are anything to go by, I'm damn glad I haven't seen Fastlane, because whoa mullet. This is a great UST thing, though, with cops and a burning building and drugged sex and angst and undercover all mixed in together with Khaleesian's excellent writing to make it work. Fucking love it.

an improbable crossover set in the RiddickVerse.

Rome/Brian, Dom/Brian, NC-17. The most believable story I've ever seen using 2F2F canon. This starts out with Brian having built a life for himself, as "with" Rome as Rome will let him, and with Dom losing the last vestiges of his old life. The power dynamics are interesting, the homophobia is well-handled, the pacing is great.

For reasons unknown to most, Draco Malfoy came to Hogwarts soon after the battle and for five years had never left its premises. Auror Harry Potter comes to Hogwarts to deal with his psychological daemons, but soon realises Professor Draco Malfoy has his own magical and physical daemons to deal with. However, much to Harry's surprise, Draco is coping well with help from the person Harry aspires to be.

"Adam can never write a song about this."

Merlin starts working for Pendragon and Son's toy department Store during Christmas. Things take an unlikely turn when he finds a baby abandoned on Santa's chair.

Kris shows up on Adam's tour, and decides to stay.

After years of working to break into the music industry, Adam is starting to let his bill-paying waiter job become more like a career. And then American Idol winner Kris Allen comes into his restaurant.

Listening to his dad play when he thinks Dylan is asleep makes Dylan kind of sad and worried. His dad is good, that’s what everyone says. But no one ever gets discovered in Arkansas. Alfie says even Baltimore is better if you want to be famous, but he still thinks that city kind of stinks, so he doesn’t recommend it to Dylan. He says they need to move to Los Angeles. That’s where all the famous people live. And Alfie has an Aunt Madeleine there, and he can totally come and visit sometimes. Dylan doesn’t have his own computer, but his dad lets him use the one in the living room. He even has his own account there, with his very own user picture (Batman) and password (robinsux). So he already looked Los Angeles up, and he’s pretty sure Alfie is right about this. Because Los Angeles is where Adam Lambert lives, and if his dad is ever going to make an album and give concerts and stuff, Adam Lambert is the guy to help.

Adam and Jamie face down the end of the human race, with a baby. "Your first line of defense against the apocalypse is that we learn how to pickle?"

Kris was the Master Vampire of the West Coast. If it happened in LA then Kris knew about it. Everything except how Adam Lambert, former Master's Pet to Simon Cowell, not only made his way to LA, but why just being in Adam's presence drives Kris nuts. Kris was never one to back down from a challenge though.

Owen is quiet, a bit shy and likes books. He also happens to be the anti-Christ and according to his dad (yes, the one with horns) he is growing into his role. His best friend is David, who seems to embody all things rebel: he's tall; dyes his hair; wears leather; has a list of conquests as long as his arm. David also happens to be the son of the chaplain of their exclusive boys' school, St Ethelbert's. Owen gets funny fluttery feelings around David, ones he doesn't totally understand, so he goes to his dad about them. His dad's solution is to sacrifice David and usher in the beginning of Owen's rise to power. Owen tries to be on board with the plan, he really does.

A Warden's feist is made to fit them perfectly. It's just that this isn't the one he made.

"You, upstairs," El said to Neal. He beamed, twirled on one foot, and trotted out. "And you need to stop making it so fun to mess with you," she added to Peter. She surprised a look of such melting fondness on his face as he looked after Neal that her breath caught. "No," he said quietly. "I really don't."

In a universe where American Idol never happened, Adam Lambert finds himself working as a consultant for Daniel Radcliffe's latest film, teaching the young actor all he knows about becoming a drag queen. But as they work together, they begin to fall in love. But will Dan be able to open himself up and tell the world that he's in love with a man?

When the full moon comes, Kris Allen finds himself transforming into a fox, after an attack earlier that day by what he thoguht to be a rabid fox. Injured and confused, the tiny fox is picked up by a couple members of the local werewolf pack as a chewtoy gift for their Alpha, Adam Lambert. But when Adam lays eyes on the little ball of fluff, he decides to keep him instead...

Getting bitten by a werewolf is bad enough, but it gets worse when living on a planet with five moons.