Graham and Riley are called back to Sunnydale when the area destabilizes. When they return, they discover there are new factors in lives of the Scooby Gang, especially in Xander and Spike's.

What happens when a spell malfunctions, dropping Spiderman in the middle of Sunnydale?

After the events of Chosen, the survivors from Sunnydale end up at a hotel, looking to rest and recuperate. At the same time, Scott Summers, needing some time to himself, needs some time alone and ends up in California. He checks into a hotel and notices something strange about the other guests…

Qui-Gon takes Obi-Wan to an exotic festival for his 18th birthday. His plans for a surprise backfire in a pleasant way. Set several years before TPM.

Harry spends a post-OotP Christmas at the Weasleys.

Fred and George open their joke shop but with another shop underground, a sex toyshop.

Exploration of social boundaries. Through porn. (Using redheads and bonus popstar.)

Harry is drawn into Fred and George's circle.

Ron walked back into the room, carrying a basket filled with ripe, glistening fruits, quite different from Mrs. Weasley's biscuits and candies. "There's even a note. 'I do hope we can put all this behind us. -- V'"

Part 1: In which much silliness is introduced

When Bob glances up from the board, there's someone standing next to him. He twitches, startled, and lifts his hands up automatically so they don't jar any of his levels. "Do you need something?" he half-shouts, leaning in so the guy can hear him.

They're her boys, and she loves them, and she'll do whatever it takes to keep them alive.

Warren is going crazy, but can his best friend overcome his own fear to help him?

"I've never seen it plant on a person before."

It was not long after this conversation (and the subsequent conversations that involved copious use of the words 'cockslut' and 'bottom Bob') that the members of My Chemical Romance (sans Bob, naturally) decided to throw Bob a surprise gangbang party.

Bob is the third wheel. Set a few years in the future.

Sex tape

The Fourth of July has turned into the fifth of July, and Pete's alone. He had fallen asleep on the couch at some point, tired out from weeks of his insomnia being as bad as it ever gets, plus the sunshine, plus chasing people around all day with a water gun, plus having a couple beers.

Greg Sanders is on a case, but the DNA recovered from the scene indicates that this is going to be no ordinary case.

Ray didn't ever lie to his band. Not telling them he was a werewolf technically wasn't a lie. Besides, having a werewolf in a rock band is hardly a big deal.

Mikey's head whips around to face him abruptly, looking confused. "I'm petting it? This isn't, like. It's one of your arms, isn't it?" Because while he's pretty sure he wouldn't mind accidentally petting Gerard's dick, considering the kind of dreams he's been having lately.

he smutty happenings I promised to write for my Kitty story

Seven months after Gerard gets clean and Bob joins the band (those two events remain intrinsically entwined in Brian's head) Brian hooks up with Mikey the first time.

The members of Panic! really should talk to each other more. (A straightforward GSF. Promise.)

Technically Ryan!solo!sex, imagined Panic!GSF

It's like a love rectangle.

Frank's got an impressive collection and he's ok with sharing in more ways than one.

And the thing is, he's bad at confrontations, but he knows Mikey well enough to know his next step will be to let Gerard have Ray. He also knows himself well enough to know he might take him.

sex pollen! PWP

Porn, pretty much.

MCR GSF chatfic!

Everyone on the tour jokes about it: oh, Frank's in heat.

It's Jon's birthday and he gets the best present of all: Spencer. Unbeknownst to him Spencer also comes with two husbands and three kids.

For the first week after Mikey leaves the Paramour, he doesn't answer his phone.

‘The Way Brothers have all my favorite things--incest, prettiness, violence, wild habits, religious overtones, and unconventional family dynamics cemented by emotional bonds. All they need is guns.’

Mafia AU where Frank is the muscle, Mikey is next in line and Bob's the police officer investigating them.

*Quidditch? “Sir. I’m certain there is something more …pertinent I could be assigned to. Perhaps I could simply work out of the steno pool.”* Percy is not happy with his new job.

Inspired by the "Desolation Row" video. Basically my first thought (once I was able to THINK again, that is) after watching it was...'there needs to be fic where Bob is in handcuffs and blows the other four guys in turn.' So then I told everybody (because I *am* that stupid) that I was gonna write it blah blah so I would have no choice BUT to write it. That's the only way I get things done, it seems.

"You bought a love potion." Brendon's voice piped up out of nowhere, and Spencer would've rolled his eyes had he not been so unbelievably turned on.

This is the slavefic. Boys in cages. AU. EPIC hurt/comfort (~200,000 words.) You have been warned. As [info]seimasin put it: this story definitely cannot be summed up in 100 words or less. Unless those words are "slaves! and shooting! and running! and angsting! and kissing! and more angsting! and a bunch of kids named Alex! did we mention the angst?

This was written for the first round of the Perposterice "Summeries"-based crack ficfest, using Prompt 116: Hermione and Draco become head boy and girl stuff happens! I'm fairly certain this was missing a semicolon between "girl" and "stuff," but it's more fun with a comma before the "and!" Cross-posted by request.

So once upon a time I said, "I want Brendon with corset piercings,"

Harry's got a little crush on an Order member, and Bill's starting to think it isn't a half-bad idea.

Bizarre zombie/vampire hybrids attack, Gerard is sad because no one will take it seriously, Pete hits on Jon, Brendon and Frank giggle at each other, and Joe and Ray have a hair-off. \o/

Before There Was A Name: It begins with two. Saturation: Jon decides it’s time to grow up. Even if that means living out of his car in Las Vegas. Standing Right Outside Your Door: Christmas-y AU. “Brendon,” Frank said slowly, “you’re not really considering making a life-changing decision based off a Will Ferrell movie, are you?” Brendon is an elf, tired of living at the North Pole, so he escapes to the least Christmas-like place he can think of…

"She's—like, on the one hand she's totally been shaped by the bullshit culture of celebrity out here, but she has this thing where she just—she fucking owns it, you know? She makes it part of her." He runs his finger around the rim of his coffee cup like he's trying to make it sing. "I'm glad you like her, though." Patrick shrugs. "I just hope she likes me, you know?" "Well," Pete says, "duh," like it's just that easy.

gay chicken turns into group sex

A story about the benefits of cultural exchange, contraception, the downsides to television stardom, and what counts as pre-watershed in the Pegasus galaxy.

Five minutes in a classroom with Uchiha Sasuke and Naruto knows he’s fucked for the rest of high school. And not because of the going-to-have-to-kill-him-behind-the-gym-later bastard who knocks him into a liplock with King Bastard and gets every girl in the class on his ass; it’s because of Haruno Sakura and her thin cotton dress with the painted-on jeans underneath. She has this sweet look to her with her cute clothes and long baby-pink hair and polished toes, but the one time he caught her eyes the soft spring-green of them went hard like jade and he could’ve come in his fucking jeans at just the sight. She is the most damn beautiful girl in the world and the moment she gets within ten feet of Uchiha Sasuke she turns into nothing but this simpering piece of bubblegum just begging to get chewed up and spat out.

Xander, now a were-leopard and a primal Hyena queen, is pulled deep into Vampire politics. Even with the trusty scoobies by his side, he is in for one heck of a ride. Slash Asher/Spike/Xan