Steve is the best cuddler. There is no doubt. They don't even take a vote; there is no point. Steve wins.

Title: And Only One Blanket Summary: The building they come to falls somewhere on the shed-shack-cabin-cottage continuum; the threat of frostbite makes Rose disinclined to be picky. Title: Going Both Ways Summary: Karkat can match him at either end of his scale, balancing both highs and lows with this kind of frothing, incoherent fury that's...kind of attractive, in the right light. All that energy. All that drive. Title: King of Spades Summary: ==> Dirk: fuck the Man.

Choices: "Sylar's on a quest for powers, but Gerard just wants to help." You Know These Words (Like an Old Country Song): "Movieverse. The one where Clint Barton used to be a Hunter. A crossover of sorts with Supernatural." Spin and Rinse: "Set in the early van days, Brian forces the boys to stop at a laundromat."

Gyzym's not!fics are addictive, I swear. So much so, in fact, that I've done... sixteen more XD Since there are so many of them, I've put streaming in for all of them on my LJ, and all sixteen can be downloaded from the link below. All are rated G except the one marked otherwise

A Small Thing: Halloween: Princess Thor's skirt is the prettiest in all the Realms. Only Fools Rush In: In which Captain America ends up married to Bucky Barnes, with Thor, prince of Asgard and god of thunder, as their witness.

Just a tiny Tony & Rhodey moment, in the aftermath of Avengers.

Kurama lived a long human life, but never married. Perhaps he was just waiting for something.

"He doesn't wanna go."

Conversations with Parker rarely end where they begin.

Why Chris loves the pet shop.

For the prompt 'AU: aliens'. Major Teyla Emmagen leaves for the Pegasus galaxy.

YOU MIGHT BE DEREK HALE: a two-voiced chat fic in which kalakirya and somnolentblue MIGHT BE DEREK HALE Better Than Rocketship Underpants: a two-voiced chat fic in which kalakirya and somnolentblue giggle over scott and stiles and allison and pancakes and Derek not being allowed to be angsty

#no seriously #where’s the au #where some witches or warlocks or something turn stiles into a cat #and he lurks in wait in the abandoned train station #waiting for derek to walk by so stiles can blitz-attack his ankles

Elle Woods, "I always did like a challenge"

A Lifetime and a Half: Written for the queer_fest prompt "Either Fred and George, Padma and Parvati or Lorcan and Lysander, How do you tell the person who's most like you in all the world that you want to be a member of the opposite sex?" Before You Cross the Street (Take My Hand): Episode tag for 2x06. Papa Stilinski isn't really that dick.

In one's home, clothes are optional. Housemates, however, may disagree.

Being an agreement between one Sidney Patrick Crosby and one Jonathan Bryan Toews regarding the terms of their "friendship."

Sometimes, old warriors do get to retire.

podfic of a tumblr fic by idyll

Abed turns another page and says, "Ask me."

Abed finds a little bundle of joy on his doorstep. A montage happens.

Life was simple in his ledger until....

It was MJ who said that she runs a nightclub that Gwen’s never been to.

Eliot gets called to come help his former commander.

He pulls his phone from his pocket and takes a picture of the pathetic level of coffee. You're so mean. Is the caption Clint sends along with it.

They just point him in the right direction and get out of his way, and he doesn't have to make decisions or ask questions. Just his fists, and knives, and every now and then a gun, because Eliot still hates them, but sometimes it's the only way out.

Her favorite stories are of the master waterbender and the greatest earthbender on the planet.

Suddenly Caine and Jupiter seemed closer again at her house. So I think this may have been what happened, post wedding rescue. Short oneshot.

Eliot tries to get to sleep with one too many body parts digging into him.

"The Enterprise’s newest security officer reports aboard."

"Nothing was ever built where Haven had stood."

Somebody from Yu Yu Hakusho sees somebody from Lord of the Rings get off the subway at a secret stop that doesn’t exist. And follows them.

"Padmé thinks Breha will be a wonderful mother."

Okay, team, let's go steal the Earth.

I finally finished this animation! It was a huge learning experience. I hope you enjoy watching it as much as I enjoyed creating it. Thank you!

No harm ever came from -

A found poem and its recording, created from fanfic authors' podfic permissions statements. A love letter to podfic, podfic fandom, podficcers and the people who love them. 3 minutes.

A performance of "Who Would Say No?" written by snafsnaf. Author's summary: How can a heroine be an Austen heroine if she doesn't turn down a marriage proposal? To the tune of the Christmas Carol, "Up on the Housetop."

Inej wasn't fond of parties. or, Nina and Inej reunite in an unlikely place.

In a meeting room in Denerim's palace, two Wardens who used to be friends eat a meal together.

“Sergeant, are you hurt, too? No? Are you sure?” A pause. “Fine, sit down and take his hand,” the medic orders. Every medic has his own strategies to care for his brothers. These are medic Boil's.

Things are better in the valley.

packing up camp for the morning, or, how to bother alistair

Morrigan isn't sure what to make of the newest companion.

It was an exciting day for Luffy when he met a rather unusual looking fellow at the port.