"Nothing was ever built where Haven had stood."

"The Enterprise’s newest security officer reports aboard."

A podfic of "Of Flowers And Happiness, the Elusive Nature of Which" by Kimiko93. "Kinkmeme Fill: Cole learns how to make flower crowns. And then goes about giving them to EVERYONE, willing or not. Nothing but crack. With a little bit of fluff on the side."

A podfic of "Dance With Me Tonight" by SecondStarOnTheLeft. "Arianne and Edmure’s wedding is the event of the decade, at least within their specific social circle, and everyone who is anyone is invited. Which means an absurd number of nephews, nieces, cousins, friends and assorted hangers-on, of course. (Otherwise known as "I can too write fluff")"

"In more traditional times, a knight would ask for a token from his lady before a joust. Well, Keladry isn't much of a lady, and Faleron can't win a joust to save his life, but who are they to break tradition?"

"Relena is under a lot of stress."

A podfic of "Training Styles" by ChokolatteJedi. "Kel has an unexpected visitor."

"Kel finds some boys picking on a dog."

"The best advice comes from those who know who you are (who've walked this path before). Relena and her mother, in vignettes."

Parker, Hardison, and Eliot are youtubers. And also criminals, incidentally.

A performance of "Who Would Say No?" written by snafsnaf. Author's summary: How can a heroine be an Austen heroine if she doesn't turn down a marriage proposal? To the tune of the Christmas Carol, "Up on the Housetop."

Things are better in the valley.