Why do you think Esset never infiltrated China?

Can two elves help the Ice Prince find love and win Santa's freedom in time for Christmas? Jubilee shares a campfire tale with the young students of Xavier's Academy

As Told To Miss Jenny Moore By Rose Schechter-Bryar, Age 6 1/2 (Or: What I Did on My Summer Vacation)

Xander and Andrew introduce Neo to the wonders of The Tick.

An explanion of the scene where the Scoobies meet Joyce's surgeon.

Her parents congratulated Toph on learning to read, but said that as much as they admired her newfound ability to write they'd rather she didn't bend "Toph Bei Fong was here" into *all* the decorative boulders.

Jamie is visited by an old friend.

Tim walked out of a bar and into insanity.

“For reasons that haven't been fully explained to me, Bruce Wayne has apparently decided to fund this next mission out of the goodness of his own heart. You get new toys to play with.”

It's a cultural education.

A is for Atlantis, an alphabet book, by John Sheppard (with the unasked-for assistance of Rodney McKay and Ronon Dex).

An SGA/Ace of Cakes crossover

Teyla punishes John and Rodney for horsing around in the kitchen by forcing them to carry buckets.

“How else do you get a deaf person’s attention short of throwing something or stomping on the ground?” - Roni Puckerman just wants her family to get through this.

In response to the prompt The Losers/Leverage, Jensen & Hardison, dance break.

Hardison whistled under his breath and leaned closer. “I am all about the Monets and the Manets and all of that, but this? This is what I call art.”

Now, the man is looking at him with a curl to one side of his mouth that might be a smile. "I'm Nick Fury," he says. "Director of S.H.I.E.L.D." There's a pause, and Alec tries to think of something smartass to say, but he's got nothin'. S.H.I.E.L.D. It's like the frickin' Death Star, and not the one with the whoops-blow-up button, but the fully armed and operational battle station. He swallows.

Close encounters of the FBI kind.

"He's a collector," Neal said. // "Just don't get into trouble while we're gone," Nate said.

"If you three don't stop bickering," Sophie continued, just barely loud enough for the mic to pick up, "no one will ever find the bodies."

Five small slices of Vaan's life pre-game.

Reeling from his own setback, Roy takes the time to advise a strange golden-eyed kid in a bar...

"This seems like a really bad idea," the boy says, eyeing his tea.

Bubbles is a boy now, but he's still going to be himself.

"Humes believe any viera they meet is a female," Fran says, with a tilt of her head that he is coming to recognise as her equivalent of a shrug. "It is my luck that their expectations match my self and my misfortune that they do not often encompass my body." Balthier nods. He is tall, and slim, and he, too, is lucky. Set c. 701 OV.

After Martha Kent learns she has a grandson, well, she's not going to just stay sitting down, no sir.

Being that Robin is from Gotham, Batman's protégé, she had expected that he would be the one who'd take the longest to convince about her being in the team.

AU. Jack has to interview candidates for a position with the SGC.

Naoto and Chie talk and bond a bit.

Chie and Naoto relax in their tree house. It may or may not be shaped like a UFO.

The girls make the boys wear lacy thongs under their outfits during the crossing pageant and some of them handle it better than others.

From: Xander To: all Slayers Re: using the computers in the library

"'I won this all expenses paid vacation to scenic nowhere because you need a hacker," says Alec, talking before he realizes what he's saying, but when he listens to himself, it's pretty obvious. The corner of Fury's mouth curls up again, and Alec admires abstractly the way he manages to make it creepy as fuck while fighting the urge to try to sidle out of its range."

The team descends on the Miller household. (No turkeys were harmed in the making of this story. Much to Ronon and Rodney's disappointment.)

This is an illustration for a potential story with the cast of Gundam Wing in the world of Avatar (I'd be using the world of AtlA, but not the characters, so no Wufei meets Zuko.)

Astrid didn't want to be Walter's lab assistant. Unfortunately, neither did anyone else.

Sometimes, when she's in a good enough mood, Roxanne gives Megamind exactly what he wants out of her.

Three times Megamind, Metro Man, or Roxanne called time-out during a battle. Pre-movie.

"Never trust a man with his own scale of hardness."

Can Tris fit in, and does she really want to?

It's already been one year, and he's still got one more year to wait.

So then, because he’s Hardison, he created a fandom.

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by ~mistysigh on deviantART

Trailer mashup combining Leverage (TV Show) with the trailer for "Inception".

Leverage, Eliot + team, Eliot confesses to the team that he's an undercover federal agent

Eliot is an Immortal. Everybody copes.

Six times Maggie heard “You’re adorable,” and one time she said it. Family / Friendship fic. How Maggie interacts with the team throughout the years, and how she grows.

A tiny prompt ficlet. Tony cannot, for the life of him, make a decent piece of toast. Bruce ... finds this far more amusing than he should