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An Alchemist and a Firebender Walked Into A Bar
Reeling from his own setback, Roy takes the time to advise a strange golden-eyed kid in a bar...
kitty, kitty - touch not the cat
You got respect when you were the Flame Alchemist, but it was nothing compared to a man with claws and the will to use them.
kitty, kitty
Roy looked down at his coffee, but he'd stopped letting Hawkeye make it, so he couldn't blame it on that.
sorceress
It's like this. I was warning folks that I hadn't yet watched the last handful of eppies for FMA, and that if anyone spoiled me, they'd have to die loud and painful. So of course people decided to "spoil" me. Like how, in ep 51, Roy gets his WINGS and Ed is stabbed with SCARY GREEN ICE STUFF, and Seifer CRIES. Yes. Yes, it's FF8. DIE, PEOPLE. *hearts*
It's a Party
Once Edward became legal, the number of office outings to the pub went up exponentially. Possibly this was because Edward was really fun to take to a pub.
Blackmail, Coercion, and Slander of a Superior Officer Who Has Done Absolutely Nothing Wrong, Honest
Riza takes such immense joy in ruining Roy's life that he can't even bring himself to begrudge her.
vegetarian option
Something explodes on Promised Day.
