"His life's a fucking space opera. And not even the erotic type that airs on New HBO. No, it's the animated comic type where the captain goes splat against the wall every episode and the pointy-eared bastard quirks his pointy eyebrow and steps on the captain's flattened remains."

"It's the job of the captain to pick the crew, and the duty of the first mate to test them for worthiness. How Zoro came to accept each of the straw hats as nakama."

Spock was able, at any given moment, to understand at least 50% of whatever it was Montgomery Scott was doing at any given moment.

When Azula invents a board game, everyone suffers.

Thanks, Gotham side of Tumblr.

"Congratulations on making it through one year of high school." Cassie says, holding out a cake, "We're proud of you."

After sharing knowledge with the world, they can now share jokes too. This takes the form of both getting social media accounts, including YouTube.

"This is a manly bonding experience. Living off the land, hunting, fishing. Very manly." For the Canadian Shack challenge.

"On the bright side," Dick says as he shimmies down the building, "You didn't raise a group of homicidal, raging, vengeful killers and sociopaths so much as you raised a group of emotionally-volatile, obsessive, spiteful vigilantes and paper pushers."

Parker, Hardison, and Eliot are youtubers. And also criminals, incidentally.