Kurt and Blaine discover the joys of sexting and phonesex in the week before they lose their virginities.

"Of course, when they get to Glee, Mr. Schue is talking crazy talk about something and the girls and guys are split up again. Liesl thinks half the reason they're always scrambling for a set list is because Mr. Schue is incapable of making good decisions, as evidenced by his marriage. Rachel is blathering something about their Sectionals competition and Liesl isn't paying any attention until she hears the words "spies" and oh my god, they'll be laughed out of the state if they let Rachel get within 10 miles of Dalton Academy for Girls."

"You will not encounter any rustic taverns, bards, or bowls of stew on these tours! Instead, expect nightclubs, rock singers, and lots of gourmet coffee."

…a derek/stiles human AU where derek’s a lumberjack?

Thanks, Gotham side of Tumblr.

Girls, you know, are much too clever to fall out of their prams.

"Congratulations on making it through one year of high school." Cassie says, holding out a cake, "We're proud of you."