"If he doesn't kill you," X answers, "He makes you stronger."

"Congratulations on making it through one year of high school." Cassie says, holding out a cake, "We're proud of you."

There's a certain twitch in Slade's eye that makes Jason wonder what happened to Tim's previous body guards.

"I'd be doing humanity a favor." Tim grinds out, "And I would get away with it. I could totally get away with it. I've done worse."

Tim and Kon get together, only to find everyone in the superhero community was in on a betting pool about it.

"On the bright side," Dick says as he shimmies down the building, "You didn't raise a group of homicidal, raging, vengeful killers and sociopaths so much as you raised a group of emotionally-volatile, obsessive, spiteful vigilantes and paper pushers."

“If I had known offering him a sandwich because it was four in the morning and he had blood loss would result into having a permanent installation in my house I’d have off’ed him myself.”

"You know." Dick says, when he opens his eyes, "Santa normally eats the cookies."