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Improved Diplomatic Relations
[http://archiveofourown.org/collections/ITPE2013/works/1088892] - - public:opalsong
On an exploration mission to Elissinar IV, Kirk talks Sulu into letting Dirandae, one of the President's aides, take them back to her room to "look at a plant". It turns out the Elissinar have entirely different sexual organs from Terrans. Hey, exploration missions can be fun!
Lucky
[http://archiveofourown.org/works/3932089] - - public:opalsong
Kirk finds out who everyone thinks is the hottest member of the Enterprise crew.