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Got Another Dime For Your Telephone
[http://amplificathon.livejournal.com/1646782.html] - - public:opalsong
Totally, of course. A sex alien named Gerard dropped out of the sky to watch him jerk off. No way is his brain making this shit up.
Improved Diplomatic Relations
[http://archiveofourown.org/collections/ITPE2013/works/1088892] - - public:opalsong
On an exploration mission to Elissinar IV, Kirk talks Sulu into letting Dirandae, one of the President's aides, take them back to her room to "look at a plant". It turns out the Elissinar have entirely different sexual organs from Terrans. Hey, exploration missions can be fun!