“I want to make Naruto my heir,” Kakashi said bluntly.

After the second surgery in New York, Charles doesn’t anticipate anyone keeping vigil by his bedside — and certainly not Tony Stark.

“I’ve had that since I was eighteen,” Sidney moans. “My grandma gave it to me after the draft. It’s my good luck necklace.”

The first time Iruka met Hatake Kakashi, he was still on some pretty good painkillers.

“I’ve had that since I was eighteen,” Sidney moans. “My grandma gave it to me after the draft. It’s my good luck necklace.”

Sidney groans, because this is ridiculous. “I think I’m having an allergic reaction,” he says.

"So," Sid begins, and then has to clear his throat. "Last night. We kind of—did a thing."

He was a chuunin academy teacher, not a courtier trained in statecraft and diplomacy.

It said something about Gai that Iruka was actually unsure whether that was a line.

If Sidney weren’t facing an unexpected total rewire, he would be really tempted to jump Geno, right there. (A Fixer Upper AU)

It’s actually his father who suggests it. “Take the rest of the summer for yourself,” he says. “Do something fun.” “Fun,” Sidney repeats blankly.