“Rock Lee, the Splendid Blue Beast of Konoha! Reporting to Hidden Sand as Leaf’s official military liaison!”

Severus knows something strange is happening and he thinks there is a new Dark Lord, but things are stranger than he could ever have imagined.

In which everyone finds out what happens when you poke a Bomb with a stick.

In a world where Hunters and Witches have formed an alliance to protect humans from Rogues, Dean Winchester is a Master Hunter. The last of a long line of Hunters, Dean is on the trail of Azazel, one of the most powerful Rogues that has ever existed. Knowing that he can't Hunt the Rogue alone, Dean visits the city of Nouvelle Orleans and the High Witch who holds it. She offers him her heir, Samuel, and the two leave. In their search for Azazel, they find secrets buried beneath secrets and a stunning revelation that could change the entire world.

"Freeport colony: a notorious den of pirates, smugglers and thieves. Wufei persuades one of its denizens, his one-time ally Duo, to help him catch a killer hiding there. Agent Chang thinks he knows what to expect, from this case, from Freeport and from Duo Maxwell. He couldn't be more wrong."

Wufei, struggling with his demons, agrees to a wartime fling with Heero, no affection needed or wanted. But the 'arrangement' lasts and grows as they join the preventers. It could become a source of strength for both... if they let it.

You would think that grown men would be able to interact with Superman and Batman without turning into thirteen-year-old girls. You would be wrong.

People get possessed all the time.

Roy looked down at his coffee, but he'd stopped letting Hawkeye make it, so he couldn't blame it on that.

You got respect when you were the Flame Alchemist, but it was nothing compared to a man with claws and the will to use them.

Slinking closer, Roy took a deep breath and then another.

You can always tell it’s Sunday by the yelling from the Elric house.

Wufei raised his head groggily. All around him, Nataku’s internal screens hissed static and amber status lights flashed from every panel. He blinked, confused, trying to think past the pounding headache. What happened...?

Harry is rescued at eight from his abusive uncle by five teen soldiers who've just won their own war. Under their tutelage, Harry comes to Hogwarts with skills the Wizarding world doesn't expect and brothers who won't let Harry go without a fight.

Two indecent exposure citations, one best friend, one amazing sex partner, one unexpected mentor, and a Starfleet-funded study of intercultural sexual norms. Sounds like a normal academic year for Gaila.

On Naoto's first trip to the TV, she tries to infer what her teammates' shadows were like based on their dungeons.

Souji walks in on Nanako and her boyfriend having sex. A discussion about groceries ensues.

A conversation about their personal habits leads Souji to prove to the team that he's just as capable of being dirty as they are.

He also loves his car.

Darcy thinks of the sharp curve of Loki's smile, of his long pale fingers and his eyes like chips of ice. Some things are much more amazing and important than photosynthesis and YouTube and the ability to eat a whole box of Pop Tarts.

There was a sharp and bitter edge crept into the words, a reminder that not all was well: that Thor still had a brother, but not a friend.

And sometimes a car picks a driver with a crazy-jealous sword. Sequel to "My Other Car Is A...."

It takes a lot to impress Starscream. But that? Was impressive.

This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang, not with a whimper, but with Change. After the bombs fall, Critic must lead his people on an epic journey in search of a place to call home.

"There are a lot of things John hates about his job."

Neal has a lead on a priceless work of art he wants to recover, and he needs Peter's help.

The story of a stablehand and his cruel stepfamily.

There's no "I" in "Avenger."

We now invite you to be a part of this exciting story. There will be laughter, there will be tears, and in the end, a tale of great transformations. ^_^

What would have happened if Charles and Erik had managed to recruit Logan? (In which Logan solves everyone's problems through snark and BAMFery.)

Their friendship is hard to explain.

His best friend keeps cockblocking him, his relationship guru is a computer, and he might be gay. The future is very complicated.

Darcy should have seen it coming. She couldn't hang around the spandex crowd forever and not end up with a great big target painted on her back eventually. She was just surprised it took Loki so long.

Prison AU. Part 2 of Podfic.

Russell has a test for his dates. He calls it The Mr. Fredrickson Test.

What it says on the tin, but strangely less cracky.

the gang have to extract information from a sci-fi geek. yes, it is every bit as ridiculous as it sounds.

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Challenge: Tony's testing out some new armor, but he's late getting home -- which means Pepper has every reason to experiment with some of his armor's more interesting systems.

A crossover with Twilight. Yuusuke and crew must unearth the truth behind the Forks vampires. What adventures do they have in store? It's srs bizness, u gais.

After his fall from the Bifrost, Loki finds himself taken in by a suburban family and lacking most of his magic. He resolves to escape them as soon as possible. This does not go the way he planned.

"Never trust a man with his own scale of hardness."

Thanks to Zack, Cloud has a chance to finally meet his childhood hero, Sephiroth. There's just one tiny hitch...

We live in a world of male privilege. So what does this have to do with fandom?

Six times Maggie heard “You’re adorable,” and one time she said it. Family / Friendship fic. How Maggie interacts with the team throughout the years, and how she grows.

And then Hardison clicks to the next slide. "Of course, now the company had been bought by the Wayne Enterprises," he says slowly and pointedly, and all the others suddenly sit up, the focus of their attention shifting and narrowing. "No," Sophie says. Eliot nods once, sharply, and Parker does a rather good impression of one of those boggling-head-dolls, agreeing completely.

Five Six ways the team never came together

Eliot is an Immortal. Everybody copes.

Adam and Gerard go shopping! The end. & Ladyfoxx said: PUPPIES AND KITTENS IN CUDDLE PILES WHILE FRANK AND GERARD AND ADAM EAT PIE WHILE COVERED IN ROSES.