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the truth about butts and wolves
[http://archiveofourown.org/works/591314] - - public:opalsong
There was no good way to say it: sorry about your surprise sex swap and your nonconsensual werewolf bite also rearranged your butt plumbing and congratulations, I've probably destroyed your sex life forever were not exactly Hallmark sentiments.
Sidka
[https://archiveofourown.org/series/649826] - - public:opalsong
“We were playing a pickup game on a rink in my hometown and I high sticked him in the face and knocked his front tooth out. I thought he was going to be so angry but he looked at me like he wanted to hold out his bloody tooth to me and propose.”
