It was just a contest.

Linkara wants to make Linking Up with Linkara, but his pesky inner feminist won't let him write a script. Only solution? Turn to the original. But that's a lot of alcohol...

Our heroes are the stars of Critic's indie porn site and a journalist needs to learn to do their job.

Spoony/Linkara. Linkara is 16 and their real-world age gap is in place, making Spoony about 22-23. Slightly jaded college grad inducting a (mostly) innocent virgin into a new world of sensual pleasure, with total consent on everyone's part, pleeze.

This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang, not with a whimper, but with Change. After the bombs fall, Critic must lead his people on an epic journey in search of a place to call home.

Knocking is a virtue.

God knows why I do but I fancy a genderswapped, I-don't-mind-what-happens-as-long-as-its-fun fairytale. Something like Critic as Sleeping Beauty, Linkara as Snow White or Spoony as Cinderella...

Okay, so at least Insano hadn't taken things any further after Linkara passed out. He let himself fall back against the pillows, only to jolt back up when a whimper reached his ear. He tensed, but the sound was more broken than manic.

Exactly what it says on the tin!