After watching Internet Intervention too many times ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aIxwWooivI ) I really want to see just a short humor fic were Federation Standard is basically internet meme speak. "Orly?" "Yarly. I can haz benefit of doubt, plx?" Yeah. I know. Ridiculous and craky, but it could be so amusing.

"Humans would've named the planet New Earth and the places things like New Africa or New Russia. Vulcans did no such thing; they named the planet Vik: the well in the desert. They named the continents Ashv'cezh, Laktra, and Vrekasht: Revenge, Grief, and Outcast."

Spock and Sarek talk after ST9 about Amanda, Nyota, and K/S. Excellent as usual!

"You think they've been keeping Jim for twelve hours by asking politely?"

Spock and Jim come back to where they began.

Spock is less a child of two worlds, and more a being stranded in the vacuum, caught between the gravitational pull of two equal bodies. Kirk's mental fire was like warp core engines, fusion and fire and speed--and it only made sense to shoot at life like a rocket built for a science fair

Exactly what it says