Remus Lupin is sent back in time on a desperate mission to kill Lord Voldemort. From a present where he is the last Marauder, Remus finds himself once more eleven and attending Hogwarts for the first time.

In the summer of 1998, after the defeat of Voldemort, Harry comes out to his friends.

This is the list of rules you might find on the refridgerator at Xaviers.

Continent hopping scrambled her time sense for days but Faith guessed that the night was still young as she swung, loose hipped and grinning, out of the London club. Leavin' early. Gettin' old, she thought. Or the Watcher's rubbing off on me.

2) Sitting on the roof is forbidden under the school rules, which are extensive and frequently ignored. This is less an attempt to keep students off the roof than it is to discourage them from leaving soda bottles, their homework, articles of clothing, or pieces of furniture behind. Scott had to use a block and tackle to get the sofa down, and he was not pleased.

James Potter did not die on Halloween. Now, with his best friends Sirius and Remus, he must raise Harry in seclusion, and defer the second war for as long as possible. But when three extraordinary men in the habit of being conspicuous try to live as Muggles, can the Statute of Secrecy dividing the two worlds long survive?

The first time Dean volunteered to do the sex ritual, John had raised his eyebrows and said, "Have fun." He probably should have felt a little guilty, foisting off the deed, but Dean was just asking for it.

It's no surprise that there's someone else in the bed.

General crack inspired by a comment beteween [info]apetslife and [info]wax_jism in a Mikey Way birthday picspam, once again teaching that inspiration can be found pretty much anywhere. I went off Addams Family Values and tried for the best grown-up Wednesday I could [see previous entry for more]. Writing the boys is still a work in progress, as always.

Almost a sequel to The Negotiation Limerick File. If you haven’t read that, this will make even LESS sense. One of Mikey's wacky inventions gets used by accident. Mayhem and toddlers ensue.

When living with 15 teenage girls Pete Wentz being a whiny emo is not helpful.

MCR as fashion designers.

Don, Everything's fine. Don't worry about me. I'm having a great time. Charlie

Dragon adopts Mikey/Charlie has to take him back - Bonus for "Bus rules state all pets must be able to fit on the bunk with you in it. That won't fit in the bus!"

What if the Durlseys got rid of Harry the day they got him and what if he were found by someone else who knew how to work magic.

After rescuing a train from Doc Ock's attack, Peter Parker found himself unmasked and indebted to those he had just saved. 4 months later, a train passenger again crosses paths with the young hero. Based on events from SpiderMan 2.

Xander gets pointers on how to do it standing up… comedy, stand-up comedy, geesh people, get your minds out of the gutter ;). Fic-a-thon entry for Pixiestyxs.

Spock and Jim come back to where they began.

"You think they've been keeping Jim for twelve hours by asking politely?"

Spock and Sarek talk after ST9 about Amanda, Nyota, and K/S. Excellent as usual!

"Humans would've named the planet New Earth and the places things like New Africa or New Russia. Vulcans did no such thing; they named the planet Vik: the well in the desert. They named the continents Ashv'cezh, Laktra, and Vrekasht: Revenge, Grief, and Outcast."

After watching Internet Intervention too many times ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aIxwWooivI ) I really want to see just a short humor fic were Federation Standard is basically internet meme speak. "Orly?" "Yarly. I can haz benefit of doubt, plx?" Yeah. I know. Ridiculous and craky, but it could be so amusing.

When canon errors produce fic fodder. Ever wondered why Douglass is Raoul's squire in the Dain scene and then Gary's when they're ice-skating? Is it really all just a mistake? Perhaps two very troublesome squires took it upon themselves to choose their own knight-masters. Piercefic '08 entry, also posted here

There are times when Gary regrets his decision to take on Douglass of Veldine as a squire.

The other Idols support Adam when anti-gay protesters show up at a concert.

Now let us take a moment to imagine Adam Lambert meeting Gerard Way -- HOSHIT, IN DRAG.

Pepper Potts is the woman she'd always wanted to be. It's probably not all Tony's fault that her well-ordered life has just been blown to pieces. But it's definitely mostly his fault.

Ficlet. Alanna turns forty, and Kel teaches her something new.

He doesn’t think about it until after the show in Dallas, when a fan comments on how he looks in his stage make-up.

A look at how Kris’s and Adam’s first conversation in the Idol Mansion may have gone, based on Adam’s confessions in his Rolling Stone interview.

He wasn’t really crazy about these charismatic type churches and all their fervor.

Prompt: "I know it's been done before, but I want Papa Bear confronting Adam-hating bigots!"

Technically speaking, Kris is not here against his will, but then again it’s hard to say no to Adam.

"The difference for me," Brendon says, "is that I'm okay. Like this. I'm okay in this body."

Spock is less a child of two worlds, and more a being stranded in the vacuum, caught between the gravitational pull of two equal bodies. Kirk's mental fire was like warp core engines, fusion and fire and speed--and it only made sense to shoot at life like a rocket built for a science fair

Oh, sure, riders said that dragons never hurt humans, but had anyone who believed that ever taken a good look at those teeth?

You don't know when extra practice with Puck became your 'thing'

A little drabble about Kurt being an Adam Lambert fan. Read and enjoy! ;)

“I just have to know,” Kurt says. “What possessed you to wear an incredibly ugly dress to a high school that sells slushies in the cafeteria for 99¢?”

EVERYONE HAS A CRUSH ON KRIS.

Drabble: Xander and his family move to a new town. Anythings better the the hellmouth. Right?

The best reason for Zutara I think I've ever heard.

Exactly what it says

In which young Zuko disapproves of "Love Amongst the Dragons" (the tale of Princess Soza, Avatar Kuro, and a love that was never meant to be)

As she follows Stark during a year of crisis, exclusively for Vanity Fair, Christine Everhart explores the many contradictions of the man behind the mask.

written before the finale, asking for revenge on Jesse that (sigh) sadly never came. You look out for your family, even if they bug the crap out of you.

Eames is a major Doctor Who fanboy. Arthur is clueless.

"Would it actually be... fanfiction if the author herself writes it? I mean, all we're supplying is the idea."

Saito doesn't even have to turn the lid. He just stares it down.