McCoy nods. “It happens when you don’t establish proper boundaries. Or when things aren’t stable at home. Have you been fighting with Spock again? The children don’t like it when Mommy and Daddy fight.” “Funny,” Kirk says and then frowns. “Wait… which one of us is which?”

Two indecent exposure citations, one best friend, one amazing sex partner, one unexpected mentor, and a Starfleet-funded study of intercultural sexual norms. Sounds like a normal academic year for Gaila.