The first time Dean volunteered to do the sex ritual, John had raised his eyebrows and said, "Have fun." He probably should have felt a little guilty, foisting off the deed, but Dean was just asking for it.

Don, Everything's fine. Don't worry about me. I'm having a great time. Charlie

Oh, sure, riders said that dragons never hurt humans, but had anyone who believed that ever taken a good look at those teeth?

John said he kinda liked it in Antarctica. What if he really, really hadn't? - Rising AU.

None of the ascended had ever considered the repercussions of going back to visit – especially not the possibility of pregnancy. (Sentinel/Stargate Atlantis)

B:tVS, Stargate Atlantis. Rodney was seldom impressed with other people's work at the best of times, and today's roster of prospective additions to the science team seemed to have been specially chosen to send his blood pressure through the roof. 2000 words.

Jamie is visited by an old friend.

It's a cultural education.

Teyla punishes John and Rodney for horsing around in the kitchen by forcing them to carry buckets.

An SGA/Ace of Cakes crossover

"Superman's the last of his kind, too," Ronon said quickly. “I'm going to try to get McKay to rig me up some heat vision so I can melt steel like Superman."

A is for Atlantis, an alphabet book, by John Sheppard (with the unasked-for assistance of Rodney McKay and Ronon Dex).

“Men are not allowed in the temple,” Teyla said, and John frowned up at her. “You know I’m a man, too, right?” he carefully asked back, but Teyla only shook her head. “Not today.”

John Sheppard never thought he’d end up living in another galaxy, and he’d never thought that he would ever get bitten by a vampire and turned. But both happen, and while he is happy with the first, he’s struggling with the second and all its repercussions: a bad sun allergy, a weird diet, and pointy teeth.

Eliot's doing hinky stuff in Pakistan, only it's not Pakistan. Ronon's adorably excited. John's missing something, Woolsey's clueless and Rodney's horrified. "Do you have ANY idea what that man can do with a lemon?" oneshot SGA/LEV crossover

"This is how you talk to women?" says Hardison from the peanut gallery. "Really?"

Eliot Spencer walks into a bar and meets...Teyla Emmagan

Arinye wanted a Stargate SG1/Avatar xover. I've only watched the first few seasons of Stargate so... this takes place in season 2 of Stargate and Season 3 of Avatar. :)

Rodney is looking for new personnel for Atlantis; instead he finds a new project. John isn't looking for anyone, but he might find someone anyway.

You would think that grown men would be able to interact with Superman and Batman without turning into thirteen-year-old girls. You would be wrong.

John figured out he was gay by reading his mother's romance novels--and realizing he wanted to have sex with the pirate, not the damsel-in-distress.

"There are a lot of things John hates about his job."

The team descends on the Miller household. (No turkeys were harmed in the making of this story. Much to Ronon and Rodney's disappointment.)

BOB IN SPACE: "Bob really hated it when aliens tried to eat his team." untitled sga/bandom ficlet: "For seven days after he arrives in Atlantis, Ryan doesn't say a word to anyone." Otherworldly Experiences: "Four times Mikey ended up in the Pegasus galaxy." Like Souls That Balance Joy And Pain: "Eugene is, quite literally, tangled." All The Days We Never Lived: "Five ways that Tangled didn't end." Hell Yeah I'm the Motherfucking Princess: "Gerard is a pretty pretty princess, but a very sad one, because his parents except him to marry a prince and all the princes suck! So his only joy comes from visiting Mikey, who is accidentally a dragon, and drawing. Until one day, Frank enters his life! And suddenly, both Gerard's life and the diversionary ruffles on his pants have meaning." Blueprints For Building Better Boys: ""Eight years ago," Amanda begins, "Dr. Monae and myself began work on the ArchAndroid project. By the time they were ready, we'd designed and tested everything, right down to the cybernetics and the synthetic organs. Two months ago, we switched them on for the first time." Frank, Gerard, Ray, and Mikey are the ArchAndroids. Frank's got a faulty personality circuit, Gerard's primary memory chip is kind of temperamental, there's a bug somewhere in Mikey's speech protocol, and Ray's anger response lags like a motherfucker. They're also the world's most potty-mouthed robots, although with any luck there won't be any occasion for the world's press to find out about that." The Winner Takes It All: "It's Decaydance Stage-Gay Chicken. Let's play."

Xander and Willow, meet the Atlantis expedition. Atlantis expedition, meet Xander and Willow.

Oh, sure, riders said that dragons never hurt humans, but had anyone who believed that ever taken a good look at those teeth?

Gibbs sometimes wonders what he did to deserve these morons, but then he looks through the one-way window at three naked and extremely uncomfortable-looking Marines and figures it could be worse.

"Men in skirts, fantastic whisky, lots of rain." - Four men. One table. TMI, lessons in stereotypes and ... food.

The Atlantis expedition has been lost for three years. SG-1 goes to find them, and arrives just a little too late.

For the prompt 'AU: aliens'. Major Teyla Emmagen leaves for the Pegasus galaxy.

"In which the Wraith struggle with their diet, Sheppard and McKay struggle to play teacher, and everyone struggles with chocolate cake and other related evils."

"Sweets has a new gig."

"there should be a crossover where Faith from Buffy joined the Marines and got stationed on Atlantis and is Laura Cadman's BFF, and they just kick the shit out of everybody. \o/"

"Magic is a touchstone in John Sheppard's life."

River sees it all.

Gibbs sometimes wonders what he did to deserve these morons, but then he looks through the one-way window at three naked and extremely uncomfortable-looking Marines and figures it could be worse.

In which Tony Stark is training John Sheppard for another mouthy scientist, far in his future.

Snippets from lives that Willow's activation spell (could have) irrevocably changed. Drabble collection.

"His life's a fucking space opera. And not even the erotic type that airs on New HBO. No, it's the animated comic type where the captain goes splat against the wall every episode and the pointy-eared bastard quirks his pointy eyebrow and steps on the captain's flattened remains."