Another Halloween Xander fic - but from a galaxy far, far away.

It was the longest Sorting in recent Hogwarts history.

I just got the urge to write Cordelia Chase into Cycle 9 of America's Next Top Model. Yes. One drabble for each episode. I'm counting down the days until September 19.

London, 1981. Rupert Giles and Ethan Rayne may not be wizards, but they thought they understood magic -- until the night they saw a glowing green skull in the sky above a quiet London street. Now they're caught up in a civil war in a world they never imagined existed. But can their "Muggle" magic really win the war? And for which side? Chapter 1: Giles and Ethan leave a party and end up somewhere unexpected.

Why do you think Esset never infiltrated China?

Continent hopping scrambled her time sense for days but Faith guessed that the night was still young as she swung, loose hipped and grinning, out of the London club. Leavin' early. Gettin' old, she thought. Or the Watcher's rubbing off on me.

The mutant telepathic attack on the world's population in X-Men: United has some unusual repercussions at Princeton-Plainsboro.

When Bruce Wayne becomes Dr. Gregory House's latest patient, House's hidden past might just be disclosed.

Something went horribly wrong and Duo and Naruto are in the wrong worlds. Ninja vs technology. How could this possibly go wrong?

Shortly prior to his fall, Voldemort decides it is wise to have a back-up plan lest something (Ha! As if, thinks he) happen to him. So, he decides on getting an Heir. He picks a witch - who isn't happy about it - and announces she's going to carry his squirt. This is where things go downhill - Voldemort goes to the Potters and doesn't return, so what happens to the witch...?

The first time Dean volunteered to do the sex ritual, John had raised his eyebrows and said, "Have fun." He probably should have felt a little guilty, foisting off the deed, but Dean was just asking for it.

Dumbledore hires three new DADA professors and boy will they cause a stir.

Peter learns a lot from Professor McCoy.

General crack inspired by a comment beteween [info]apetslife and [info]wax_jism in a Mikey Way birthday picspam, once again teaching that inspiration can be found pretty much anywhere. I went off Addams Family Values and tried for the best grown-up Wednesday I could [see previous entry for more]. Writing the boys is still a work in progress, as always.

When living with 15 teenage girls Pete Wentz being a whiny emo is not helpful.

"You want to take me on a joyride in your wooden spaceship?" The third season of New Who, retold with Spencer Smith, companion.

"You want to take me on a joyride in your wooden spaceship?" The third season of New Who, retold with Spencer Smith, companion.

House's latest patient has some interesting symptoms – one being that he thinks he's a wizard.

MCR as fashion designers.

Don, Everything's fine. Don't worry about me. I'm having a great time. Charlie

Dragon adopts Mikey/Charlie has to take him back - Bonus for "Bus rules state all pets must be able to fit on the bunk with you in it. That won't fit in the bus!"

Naruto Crossover Summary: Willow has frog fear - that extends to toads, unfortunately.

Early Edition/Stargate/Highlander/Etc. Crossover Summary: Giles’ day started with a distinct lack of pants. It only got worse from there.

Xander and Andrew introduce Neo to the wonders of The Tick.

What, exactly, is Xander cleaning the guns with? And why?

BTVS/DCAU Crossover Summary: Post S7. Buffy and Xander head to Gotham to help out AI with some of the evil lawyers – oh, and do some shopping. They run into Batman and his crew. Wackiness, of course, ensues.

Jack O’Neill’s clone, despite almost fifty years of life experience, still manages to get sent to the principal's office on his first week at Sunnydale High. And no, he doesn't believe there are vampires there.

What happens after the world ends? It begins again.

Her crew doesn't know that Serenity's new passenger, a carpenter with an 'unusual upbringing', is a relic from the past. And Xander's not looking for trouble. Then again, neither are they. Not usually, leastwise. It just tends to come calling anyway. Gen.

Xander gets pointers on how to do it standing up… comedy, stand-up comedy, geesh people, get your minds out of the gutter ;). Fic-a-thon entry for Pixiestyxs.

An unexpectedly troublesome vampire banishes Buffy, Willow, Xander, and Spike away from Sunnydale and into new lives. Will Willow be able to convince them that they aren't the five-year-old siblings of various Hogwarts students before it's too late?

House ends up with a very interesting patient, much to his amusement and his staff's lament. But honestly, how does one diagnose a vampire?

A series of ficlets dealing with various people(and things(allthough the things are allso people)) when they were under twelve. Multiple crossovers, no pairings except in the purely platonic/awwww arn't they cute together sense

Response to the Mini Scoobs in Space Challenge by littleoldme. Some yuckiness in the beginning.

A place where damaged toys can relax and recuperate, and their owners can get acquainted. Threats of violence.

What do you do when the world is being consumed by a mutated killer virus. What happens when your relatives, in one last reluctant act take you with them to another country, and what happens when they leave you for dead against the Undead hordes?

It's, like, on the road... only, kinda, different.

Frank is too short to be an elf. Sequel to Realms

Ten times Disney did it best.

or Junior Year of High School, Revised, A Clones Tale. Highlander-Stargate X-Over. Methos was just spending a year as a highschool teacher; Jake O'Neil was just trying to be someone other than Jack O'Neill; neither are simple individuals.

Now let us take a moment to imagine Adam Lambert meeting Gerard Way -- HOSHIT, IN DRAG.

Yugi, Seto, and Ryou find chaos in Cascade, Washington. Crossover with the Sentinel.

Daniel. Duo. Two trouble magnets, one very unlucky System Lord... Gundam Wing AU crossover, finally finished!

What if Obi-Wan found more than the tractor beam's location in the Death Star files? AU, fusion with Rurouni Kenshin.

Here, some words for you about Adam and Gerard going shopping together. I don't know. ♥you♥

An explanion of the scene where the Scoobies meet Joyce's surgeon.

Spock is less a child of two worlds, and more a being stranded in the vacuum, caught between the gravitational pull of two equal bodies. Kirk's mental fire was like warp core engines, fusion and fire and speed--and it only made sense to shoot at life like a rocket built for a science fair

Late-night laundry leads to a few other people keeping an eye on Cheyenne Mountain... UL, crossover with Rurouni Kenshin. Complete.

What if Xander wore a different costume at Halloween? A Short Story collection of different answers.