He also loves his car.

And sometimes a car picks a driver with a crazy-jealous sword. Sequel to "My Other Car Is A...."

It takes a lot to impress Starscream. But that? Was impressive.

His best friend keeps cockblocking him, his relationship guru is a computer, and he might be gay. The future is very complicated.

Steve Rogers is a capable leader, a kind and cheerful man, a good friend, a strong role model, and a loyal soldier. He's also teetering on the edge of suicide.

Bruce Wayne can't possibly be as dumb as he acts, and Clark Kent isn't as ordinary as he appears.

Eliot goes temporarily missing on a job in a greenhouse and Hardison goes to find him.

Eliot found a way to make his style work at Dalton Academy. It just worked a little too well.

Steve is adapting well to the new millennium, and he has the dictionary to prove it.

After the fighting is over, then come the hot baths, ice packs, resurrection from the dead, political maneuvering, and happy endings (not like that, Tony).

Steve thinks about sex a lot, and he'd like to have some, if he could just stop being an idiot around the people he'd like to have it with.

John and Karkat find themselves on opposite ends of the universe after the game.

"Okay. Let's work on shelter first. You ever build a treehouse?" Sh-t, Tavros's little impressed face kind of gets you right in the pump biscuit.

People come to Waypoint for a reason.

He's not the Sephiroth Zack knew...and Zack is totally on-board with that.

Riku didn't actually create this monster; Zack was just born like that.

Mako still gives you tentacles. And how.

Fighters and Sacrifices.

Zack has the best worst ideas.

Their luck is running just about average.

There are things he doesn't remember. Some of which he knows.

It's like this. I was warning folks that I hadn't yet watched the last handful of eppies for FMA, and that if anyone spoiled me, they'd have to die loud and painful. So of course people decided to "spoil" me. Like how, in ep 51, Roy gets his WINGS and Ed is stabbed with SCARY GREEN ICE STUFF, and Seifer CRIES. Yes. Yes, it's FF8. DIE, PEOPLE. *hearts*

The Seven-Headed Serpent is sent on loan to Hydra. It goes about as well as you'd expect.