It was the longest Sorting in recent Hogwarts history.

Keeping his eyes trained on the long section of candy in front of him, Xander tried desperately to remember the name of the boy a few feet away. He was pretty sure it started with a 'd.' Damien? Derek?

Well. Dunno how to explain this one. All I can say is that [info]itsabigrock offered me the bunny b/c she couldn't write it and voila! Here is Connor/Xander. In canon. I think.

Xander performs at the Fabulous Ladies Night Club, and he's more 'out' than you ever knew.

2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class

There was no getting around it - Millicent, ugly old Mill, would make a devastatingly attractive boy.

It's Harry's eighteenth birthday party, and he and Draco make drunken conversation which may lead to something more. Involves secret identities, autographs, kissing, tickling, and a bit of "Who's your daddy?" Slash.

A more in-depth view of the scene at the laser fence during Phantom Menace

Sometime life takes unexpected turns.

If he had one person to choose as a confidante, Harry Potter would not have been it.

Five ways in which the Duckings *didn't* find out about House and Wilson.

"You're not a very good Jedi, are you?" the Sith Lord said. "Oh, excuse me, I am an excellent Jedi," Rodney said.

“Mr. Malfoy is the only one who’s ever actually seen any of us and quite honestly, I doubt he’d recognize us out of robes anyway. The others are just looking for two boys and a girl, all wizards in training. If you and I keep Ron quiet, we can pass as Muggle girls."

Part of the Letters Series

It’s just a daddy thing. If your “daddies” are a vampire and two demon hunters.

Things Peter thinks and does after his return from Narnia for the second time. Based on movie-verse.

Bobby and Rogue are married and want to have a baby, but things don't turn out quite the way they planned.

Peter learns a lot from Professor McCoy.

In which Gerard loves Bob, I make fun of the sweet little dudes a lot, and Gerard and Frank share a nice moment.

Rely a bit too heavily on alcohol and irony

No one will ever believe this, when Adam tells them about it later.

Adam knows what he’s doing.

Kris Allen finds his definitions of love and family challenged during the first months of the American Idol tour when his marriage is tested by a scandal with Adam Lambert, all thanks to the National Enquirer.

Basically, this is how I picture the story of Kris and Adam’s friendship playing out, from the first day they met to a certain day in the future, almost exactly a year later. It’s made up of lots of big and little moments. Some happy. Some funny. Some sad. Features lots of cameos from all the other contestants and all the people we’ve come to know and love.

Has nothing to do with the movie Once, which I love. Sorry for any major historical goof ups but it’s more about the Kradam. The idea for this was loosely inspired by a fall out boy fic I read years ago, although if I remember correctly I think theirs was more of a parallel universes thing and like two paragraphs long and definitely wasn’t chronological. But it was awesome and if I ever find it again I’ll post it. Basically it inspired the common thread of the two of them always being fated together but the relationship always being slightly different. All the writing is original of course. Let me know what you think!

He thinks wryly that it’s a sign of just how bad things have gotten that his friend’s small gesture has reduced him to tears. Follow-up to Written in the Stars.

After the TV Guide Magazine interview, Adam calls Neil up to freak out a little. Neil is not amused.

The guys have some things to work out. A post-finale friendship fic involving a bed, some hard truths, and an inordinate amount of talking. And did I mention the touching?

Kris is not an angry guy. It’s something he prides himself on, his laid-back personality, his ability to stay calm under pressure. It’s his Thing. Adam has his outrageous fashion. Allison has her crazy red hair. Matt has his impressions. Kris has his level-headedness.

It’s not that she doesn’t trust Kris, either, she thinks as she fills a glass with water from the tap and listens to the ice cubes clink. She knows him too well not to trust him, and it makes her smile, because before Kris it always seemed odd to her that knowledge of a person bred trust. It always seemed that the more you knew someone, the more you realized you couldn’t ever really know someone.

Originally written to satisfy a prompt in the [info]ontd_ai Drabble Meme, but the length (2,090 words) got a little out of hand. Prompt: Michael does/says something about homophobia that pleasantly surprises Adam.

Kris and Adam end up stuck in the mansion elevator. Set during the week of preparation for the first Top 7 night (Idol Goes to the Cinema).

Tour fluff. Kris wakes up on the tour bus and goes to find Adam.

"Normally I'm good at distance," Adam says. "But this tour feels different or something."

"This is ridiculous. You're done with this kingdom's dragons and now you're branching out?"

“You would sleep with me, right?”

In honor of Harry's birthday, a small tribute to the Harry Potter series, and the fandom it has inspired. Complete

[AU] Riku only goes to the beach with his friends for one reason, and it's not the surfing. Includes artist!Riku and surfer!Sora. [RS] Oneshot.

Staring at the cup in front of him, it occurred to Vincent Valentine—not for the first time—that Cid Highwind was the only person he knew who would go halfway around the world for a cup of tea.

Whatif. Cloud remains coherent enough to drag Zack to Aeris for aid. ZackAerisCloud

It didn't surprise Reno to find Cloud Strife in the remains of the old church. In fact, it was so damned cliched that he groaned aloud when he plopped beside the blond. RenoCloud

Xander Harris rediscovers The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Spike's the only one who gets his jokes. Who knew spring cleaning could be so effective? Spike-Xander SLASH.

Powerpuff Girls AU, or, The one in which David, Jordin and Allison are teenage superheroes

High school AU in which Kris knows he's gay and Adam is still living in the land of denial. Kris had never actually spoken to Adam until today.

The problem was, really, Kris Allen was a tease.

With a kiss, Zack convinces Cloud to go to Nibelheim.

Spencer has always known there was something off about the DecayDance family. It doesn’t bother him, there were times when he’s felt inexplicably more comfortable around them than out in public. This doesn’t stop him from thinking well, shit when he rounds the Fall Out Boy bus to see Pete plastered to the side of the bus, hands and mouth thoroughly occupied by a short, and unmistakably female person, then have Patrick look up at him.

Kris Allen, Adam Lambert, and Katy Allen talk to Rolling Stone about their arrangement.

ut, Brendon is Brendon, and so he says, "Sweetpea? Love of my life?" and Spencer's grinning all of a sudden, laughing, and he thinks, okay, this is okay. [Accidental marriage!fic]

Neither Frank nor Bob is the pregnant one, but they seem to be the ones doing all the freaking out. And they can’t even blame the hormones.