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Out of the Cupboard under the Stairs
In the summer of 1998, after the defeat of Voldemort, Harry comes out to his friends.
Strictus Snipe and a Cure for Writers’ Block
Romance, intrigue, and distinctly bad prose are unleashed on Hogwarts when the identity of the mysterious Gertrude Perkins is finally revealed.
Thou Shalt Not
This is the list of rules you might find on the refridgerator at Xaviers.
The Naming of Cats
Continent hopping scrambled her time sense for days but Faith guessed that the night was still young as she swung, loose hipped and grinning, out of the London club. Leavin' early. Gettin' old, she thought. Or the Watcher's rubbing off on me.
Twenty Random Facts about Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters
2) Sitting on the roof is forbidden under the school rules, which are extensive and frequently ignored. This is less an attempt to keep students off the roof than it is to discourage them from leaving soda bottles, their homework, articles of clothing, or pieces of furniture behind. Scott had to use a block and tackle to get the sofa down, and he was not pleased.
SEX GOD
The first time Dean volunteered to do the sex ritual, John had raised his eyebrows and said, "Have fun." He probably should have felt a little guilty, foisting off the deed, but Dean was just asking for it.
The Trouble With Dresses
Edmund plays a prank on Susan and Lucy the day before Narnia's summer festival and learns never to do it again. I would advise everyone not to drink anything while reading this. But that's your warning!
The Pete Wentz Fic Club
The whole thing starts after their second CD comes out and Pete discovers there are entire Livejournal communities named after him.
These Addams Men, Where Do You Find Them? (It Has To Be Damp)
General crack inspired by a comment beteween [info]apetslife and [info]wax_jism in a Mikey Way birthday picspam, once again teaching that inspiration can be found pretty much anywhere. I went off Addams Family Values and tried for the best grown-up Wednesday I could [see previous entry for more]. Writing the boys is still a work in progress, as always.
Altered States II: Citrinitas
The morning after. Al gets answers, Ed gets suspicious, and Roy gets busy.
SIX REASONS WHY DANNY GOKEY HATES ADAM LAMBERT (in no particular order)
*points at the name of the ficlet*.
Support System
The other Idols support Adam when anti-gay protesters show up at a concert.
Strangers on a Train
Now let us take a moment to imagine Adam Lambert meeting Gerard Way -- HOSHIT, IN DRAG.
One Last Kiss
Sometimes the last kiss is just the beginning.
In Your Skin
Ficlet. Alanna turns forty, and Kel teaches her something new.
OMG! The Project Runway Cutie's Dark Secret!
Our favorite 18-going on-55 Mormon on Bravo's hit reality show Project Runway dropped a bombshell during last night's episode: he's colorblind.
one and one half steps behind
Cook will later say, "I think destiny was the only force in the universe random enough to bring the two of us together." Loveless AU.
Satellites
David Cook is a pretty handsy kind of guy. David Archuleta? Not so much.
I Feel Pretty
He doesn’t think about it until after the show in Dallas, when a fan comments on how he looks in his stage make-up.
The Cute One
A look at how Kris’s and Adam’s first conversation in the Idol Mansion may have gone, based on Adam’s confessions in his Rolling Stone interview.
and sing to you
And, okay, it wasn't like he didn't appreciate being a prince. ALADDIN AU
Demons
He wasn’t really crazy about these charismatic type churches and all their fervor.
Strength
Prompt: "I know it's been done before, but I want Papa Bear confronting Adam-hating bigots!"
Ya Habibi
Technically speaking, Kris is not here against his will, but then again it’s hard to say no to Adam.
bending
"The difference for me," Brendon says, "is that I'm okay. Like this. I'm okay in this body."
Help! I'm Trapped in a Girl's Body
Spencer is turned into a girl. Brendon does not handle this well. Dean thinks he knows what's going on and Sam thinks Spencer is too young for Dean (he's right). Supernatural/Panic at the Disco cross-over.
Operation: Matchmaker!
After the Enterprise has a successful first contact with the planet Krypton, they bring aboard Ambassador Kal-El and his son Kon-El. Captain Kirk becomes quite fond of the young man who reminds him of himself, so when Kon-El falls hard for Lieutenant Timothy Drake, he enlists his bondmate's assistance in getting the two together. But various factors make this easier said than done...
In Touch
Between super-teams, Tim and Kon keep in touch.
Bond
As Kon's Kryptonian powers begin manifesting, he gains one that is more complicated than heat vision. Clark never mentioned anything like this, so why can he suddenly communicate mentally with his best friend?
Symmetry in Orbit
or a prompt at [info]st_xi_kink : Firefly crossover, pre-series. Tween!Chekov and River, at the Academy. As childish and Toy Ship-y as two mentally fun child prodigies can get together. And River's bare feet. (Come on, this is Firefly. There has to be an inordinate amount of focus on Summer Glau's feet.)
Strangers Waiting
The final Glee competition has a special surprise, but really, who thinks they can keep a surprise from an auditorium full of high schoolers?
Vera Wang
“I just have to know,” Kurt says. “What possessed you to wear an incredibly ugly dress to a high school that sells slushies in the cafeteria for 99¢?”
Middle Man
Because every time he's rejected man he loses affection
Dedicated Follower of Fashion
Dear Kurt Hummel, it is with Glee and Cheer that we invite you to share a special day in our lives and join us for the Class Reunion of McKinley High for the year 2011!
The Four Times Puck “Saved” Kurt’s Life & The One Time He Really Did.
Four times Puck “saved” Kurt’s life and the one time he honestly did.
The Burden of Universal Adoration
Warning
You don't know when extra practice with Puck became your 'thing'
How Puck and Kurt let Everyone Know
Tis be a short story of how certain people in their lives find out that Puck and Kurt are dating
A New Town
Drabble: Xander and his family move to a new town. Anythings better the the hellmouth. Right?
This Never Happens in the J. Edgar Hoover Building
Space Where We Meet is Different from the Rest
Alicia doesn't actually have any classes with the new girl, but she hears about her long before she sees her.
Twilight 2258
Try as he might, he still can't get inside Spock's head.
Conversations Between Doctors
"Is that why you were so rude to me when I called? You wanted the chance to diagnose me?" "Well, yeah," House said. "I read your book, and caught you on one of those morning shows, when I was stuck in Baltimore last year. AS came to mind immediately. That, or extreme geek syndrome." He looked past her, through the glass walls of his office. "I didn't know that you would come with your own armed guard." "He won't let me get a gun," Brennan said bitterly, just as the door opened behind them.
Beneath the Leather
Kris was not expecting to be told to kneel in between a handsome stranger’s legs during a Skin.Graft photoshoot.
The Second Gayest Sport In The Olympics
“And now we send it over to the Vancouver Memorial Lectodrome for what is one of the most anticipated events of these Winter Olympics."
How Well Do We Know You? Five Times Jim Kirk Surprised His Crew With Something About Himself and One Time They Surprised Him
Well Baby?
Sequel to "Rich Man's Darling." -- Luthor said warmly. "I'll make it worth your while." He rose from his chair and brought the baby over to Chase. "Clark's been devouring parenting books at a prodigious rate. He thinks Conner should have a well-baby check, and he didn't care for the doctor I originally suggested. Toby's wonderfully discreet, but he really does make a better emergency field medic than he does a pediatrician."
Adaptation
In which young Zuko disapproves of "Love Amongst the Dragons" (the tale of Princess Soza, Avatar Kuro, and a love that was never meant to be)
Bromance
The best reason for Zutara I think I've ever heard.
A Chance Meeting
Adam is a figure skater, Kris is a snowboarder. The Olympics are on. (Just go with the flow, this is too silly to have a summary anyway.)
