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AU: Spock was raised on Earth with no Vulcan influence in his life.

Vulcan hands are erogenous zones, right? Jim can't keep his fingers out of his mouth. Nailbiting, fingertip-chewing, knuckle-biting, just plain sucking on one absently... it seems like every time Spock turns around, the Captain is doing the Vulcan equivalent of a strip show. Either Spock shows Jim exactly how those little things can be so hot, or Jim treats Spock's hand like his own with all the biting and nibbling and sucking that entails.

Various characters have problems in or concerns about their relationships/sex lives, which they write to an advice columnist about.

Two indecent exposure citations, one best friend, one amazing sex partner, one unexpected mentor, and a Starfleet-funded study of intercultural sexual norms. Sounds like a normal academic year for Gaila.

Turns out Jim Kirk's more than meets the eye, genetically speaking. There are a lot of consequences, mostly for Spock and his sanity.