Adam really makes no sense at all. Basically.

So Adam’s a pretty curious guy, whatever, this shouldn’t surprise anyone who knows him.

Late night and early morning, make-up and music, bedroom and bathroom- their small world has so many unexplored possibilities.

The thing is, Adam's cock is kind of big.

And then there's Adam, who lingers a little too long, and you know that's going to turn into instinctual magnetism for Kris, you know they're going to start drifting towards each other without even thinking about it; they're not going to know that this, what you're beholding right now, is exactly the reason why.

Premise shamelessly stolen from Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist (the book, not the movie, which I haven't seen.)

The first time Adam met Spencer Smith, he tried to stab Adam in the back with a stake.

Adam never thought he would be out-dommed by a tiny blond Christian girl. Katy finds out about Kris and Adam, and reacts.

Set after the Season 8 tour. Written for the [info]ontd_ai kink meme, prompt #28 - Kradam are separated after tour a miss each other - a late night phone call turns into phone sex.

Kris is Adam and Adam is Kris, and the plot belongs to a dark hole somewhere in the next galaxy.

"What's your favorite thing to do on tour?" a reporter calls out. "People watch," Kris answers, and the corner of Adam's mouth rises in a smile.

Originally written for the [info]ontd_ai kink meme. Kris has an interesting experience on the tour bus, and Gokey & Sarver get what's coming to them.

Adam doesn't know when his original opinion about Kris changed, when he had this realization that he had him pegged completely wrong, but he also doesn't know when he actually stopped caring either.

David isn't a lover or a hater, he's more of an abstainer, withholding of all opinions as beneath his notice, which is why it comes as a surprise to him when he realizes that he very strongly dislikes Adam Lambert. He maybe even hates the guy. He looks at Lambert in his stupid eyeliner and even stupider outfits, watches him on TV every week and thinks, that guy is such a fucking douche.

Set after the Season 8 tour. For the [info]ontd_ai kink meme, prompt #56 - kris solo action while he thinks of adam, sequel to halfway to heaven, still halfway to hell, wherein Adam jerked off to Kris’s voice on the phone (spoiler alert, in this installation, Kris discovers that turnabout is fair play)

Adam discovers something about Kris's past that he never would've suspected.

David's easy, Kris and Adam are clueless, and Katy has a list!

No, there is nothing weird about making ten separate attempts and non-attempts to blow Adam. Matt thinks it's an awesome idea, no matter how many times Anoop rolls his eyes.

Brad Bell never expected Kris Allen to ask him for a favor.

"Kris as a girl isn't much different from Kris as a boy."

Fairy-tale AU, wherein Kris is a knight, and Adam is... a unicorn.

Kris acts on a crazy impulse and then realizes that perhaps it wasn't so crazy after all.

“I’m not crazy or anything, I promise. If you could just pretend you know me for a couple of minutes, you’d be saving my life, I swear.”

Prompt: Kris/Jim. This time instead of DMing while intoxicated Jim decides to make a call. Drunk conversation/teasing turns into ~more. Either phonesex, or one of them getting off thinking the other doesn't know, your call.

Kris/Adam - ARRANGED MARRIAGE

Be careful what you wish for.

So here’s my take on a Kradam High School AU!

"So what's the problem?" Elizabeth asked. "They won't talk to us unless we sing first," John said.

911, adams dressing room

Whiskey, arm-wrestling. Stand-alone vignette. That’s about it. ;)

Adam isn’t a ninja, okay?

“Adam knows that sometimes, life surprises you with irony. And sometimes, life bitch-slaps you with it.”

Adam opens Down The Rabbit Hole when he's twenty-six. It's sort of a last-ditch attempt to do something with his life and when Patricia, the sweetest lesbian around, had told him she was selling her bar (which was literally an underground bar, totally awesome), he'd pounced on the opportunity.

Adam and Kris never tried out for American Idol. Instead, in August 2010, they meet in a very different kind of competition, trying to win a new car in an all-day dealership challenge. But can they keep their hands on the car instead of each other?

Adam is a little bit psychic and Kris Allen sets off his instincts from the moment they first meet so when Adam realises there's something wrong with Kris he has to help.

I was saying something on Twitter about how much easier it is to write really dirty-hot fic when Adam Lambert is involved, because while, eg, fanon!Ryan Ross may think he's a sex god, fanon!Adam actually is. ... and then someone said something about Adam/RyRo, and this happened.

"So what's the problem?" Elizabeth asked. "They won't talk to us unless we sing first," John said.

"What's with the dress?"