Five small slices of Vaan's life pre-game.

"Hey, the Charger was pretty unsalvageable down in that Mexican tunnel. How’s Brian driving a brand new one in the rescue scene?" Cue khaleesian, crickets chirping. kadymae rolls her eyes. "Who do we know who has a pretty well-stocked salvage yard?"

Blaine Anderson is in the Starfleet Academy command track when he meets fellow cadet Kurt Hummel.

O to speed where there is space enough and air enough at last! — Walt Whitman, One Hour to Madness and Joy, 1860.

Fire to Air, Air to Water, with the broad Earth beneath linking them both. A fusion between SGA and Avatar: The Last Airbender.

The sheer naughtiness of it all was unexpectedly exciting, and she found herself trembling even before the cold steel met her skin.

Fullmetal was starting to turn slightly purple, now, which definitely clashed with his coloring...

Endorphins then, that's what he's been missing.

Ed did precisely that, yanking down his shirt and attempting to close his jacket around what was a quite fine, if a bit incongruent, pair of breasts.

Of course, the jar was really the professional female companionship fund; or, as Ed liked to sarcastically call it, the pussy kitty.

As far as Edward was concerned it could just take for-damn-ever if it wanted because that’s how long he could go without taking to the Bastard.

On a less horrible note! This is one of the promised FMA/DGM crossovers—some DGM characters flung randomly into FMA-verse. *eyes fic dubiously* So the world of Fullmetal Alchemist is pretty sane, balanced, and logical. Sure, things are bad sometimes, things are complicated sometimes, but they make sense. And are usually, I don’t know, indefinably wholesome. DGM, meanwhile, is such a sick, twisted, chaotic crazy-factory that there are no words. Fitting them together: fun times. Also, Ed and Allen in the same room, BEST THING EVER. XD

They meet again.

Heero let himself be shoved against the table of their booth, the club lights dark and flickering, indistinct and at once revealing and concealing.

Yukiko is a yandere, and the only thing keeping Inaba safe is Chie. God bless.

Suvin was all set to transition, arrangements made, leave booked, her physicians on Vulcan ready and waiting, and then the planet exploded.

Rise drags Naoto out shopping.

The girls make the boys wear lacy thongs under their outfits during the crossing pageant and some of them handle it better than others.

Naoto and Chie talk and bond a bit.

Yukiko has seen Revolutionary Girl Utena, and is not a fan.

Chie and Naoto relax in their tree house. It may or may not be shaped like a UFO.

Kou and Daisuke come to a few realizations in three months’ time.

For fun one day, Rise talks them into doing a crime-scene photoshoot.

Because of a dare, Kanji meets a familiar face at a nightclub. Kink Bingo, for the square "rubbing/grinding." September 2010.

"I'm not like that," Yosuke says, even though his dick isn't listening.

Tentacles: now part of the dungeon. Kink Bingo, for the square "tentacles." September 2010.

It was the perfect plan: break Dom out, go to Vegas, get married with Mia and get out of the country. Simple. Perfect. Fool-proof. Brian's plans never went well.

During the feast celebrating her adoption as heir, Sandry thinks about what being nisamohi will mean for her.

It's not a simple question -- she can answer with what's true, or with what her family thinks is 'right'...

Zelda has always been caught between one and the other. When her personal freedom crashes around her heels, it finally means being able to find the true freedom he's always craved.

The Amagi Inn is really just a front for a seedier and considerably less wholesome crime group. But they both bring income into the town, so it's okay. ... Maybe.

Naoto doesn't like the hat her daughter's wearing. Or the boy's uniform. But especially that hat.

The meeting with Yosuke's Shadow goes in a different direction when he turns his eyes on Souji (it's a direction that involves porn).

He looks in the hotel room's full-length mirror and what he sees is...a girl he'd totally hit on if he didn't know any better. He tries winking at his reflection. It looks really flirty, and he sort of wonders if it always does.

"The Gerudo are the only ones with any kind of information about the Spirit Temple, Navi," he whispered back. "We need clues on where to find it. I couldn't make it over here as a child, you know that. This is all new territory."

Written for an LGBTfest prompt: Human/Vulcan, gay/straight, male/female: Spock has been dealing with binaries all his life.

Kurt breaks up with Blaine. Puck wins a bet and finds out a funny secret of Kurt's.

Bored Finn will regret texting in class.

Wufei and Duo are still stuck together in quarantine with things getting a little too intense for Wufei's comfort.

Set after Endless Waltz, under the assumption that the G-boys are working for the Preventer's, Wufei and Duo are stuck together in...interesting circumstances.

...with Ogata Megumi's voice who constantly wear pink and occasionally transform into ancient, magic-wielding nonhumans with long silver hair and auxiliary appendages and who have powerful, dark-haired best friends...

Duo left this part of his life behind years ago, but some habits are hard to break.

Harry wakes up on his sixteenth birthday and decides that he does not want to die a virgin.

4 June 2012. Puck & Kurt are now high school graduates, and Puck has plans–possibly the most important plans he's ever made for a single day of his life.

It's already been one year, and he's still got one more year to wait.

He'd barely sat down at the conference table, gloved hands folded in front of him and a smile on his face, when the door slid open and Warren walked into the room. Not the interviewer, then. Also, shit. He wasn't ready for this.

Sometimes, Loki just doesn't think some of his plans through as much as he should. For example: He overhears one Tony Stark mentioning the thought of having kids terrifies him. Most people would think seducing Tony for the sole purpose of getting pregnant with his kid just for the Lolz would be going too far. Turns out, Tony is only terrified at first... once he gets used to the idea though... His fantastic awesome prank now backfired in his face, Loki wants to go pout (and maybe raise the little hellspawn a Loki/Tony combination is sure to be) and be miserable. Now, Tony has to seduce his Baby Mama to come back so they can raise their hellspawn together/in shared custody/not to be a evil magic-using, super genius (Good magic-using, super genius is fine though.) Bonus Points for Thor trying to get a shotgun wedding going.

"How was I to know?" Thor demanded. "Surely a 'Justice of the Peace' is meant to sentence evildoers! And why did he not say otherwise, if it was not so?"

By my power as Captain of this vessel, I declare us wed!

Look. I don't even know if the man wants that kind of relationship. Y'know?