Maggie couldn’t believe her eyes. “Elizabeth? Elizabeth Burke?”

Neal is so very tired of saying no.

White Collar, ftm!Neal (slash with Peter welcome). Peter knows all the intimate details of Neal's life, and he's used each of them against him, except for this.

FBI tradition holds that matters of life and death urgency constitute a no-boundaries rule. (And other excuses Peter has made.) AKA "Five Times Peter Insists He Didn't Actually Dress Neal".

Neal Caffrey is falling in love with his handler, Special Agent Patricia Burke. Her husband Eliot is probably going to kill him.

Neal forgot to turn off his audio transmitter before engaging in some personal business. Well, "forgot"...

Diana gets annoyed at Neal for flirting with her, he admits that he only flirts so much because it doesn't mean anything. He confesses that he's never come out to anyone but Kate, and he doesn't want to lie to Peter, but he's also scared that coming out will cause him to lose the most important person in his life. Diana helps and encourages him.

Neal needs love and admiration like he needs air, but there's a huge obstacle to his ever having someone to grow old with. He doesn't like sex, so he rarely gets past a [some number, anon doesn't want to imply there's a standard number of dates before sex] date. At some point they *always* expect what he can't stand to give them. Kate was the only woman he'd ever known who was like him and didn't want sex. Without her, he faces the rest of his life needing love but ultimately lonely. I'd like to see Peter or maybe Elizabeth figure this out.

Neal travels alone to clear out his stash.

Elizabeth's in Seattle for work, but Neal and Peter had given her a present.

It's easy to assume. It's even easier to let them assume.