It was the longest Sorting in recent Hogwarts history.

Xander performs at the Fabulous Ladies Night Club, and he's more 'out' than you ever knew.

In the summer of 1998, after the defeat of Voldemort, Harry comes out to his friends.

2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class

Why do you think Esset never infiltrated China?

This is the list of rules you might find on the refridgerator at Xaviers.

Continent hopping scrambled her time sense for days but Faith guessed that the night was still young as she swung, loose hipped and grinning, out of the London club. Leavin' early. Gettin' old, she thought. Or the Watcher's rubbing off on me.

A more in-depth view of the scene at the laser fence during Phantom Menace

2) Sitting on the roof is forbidden under the school rules, which are extensive and frequently ignored. This is less an attempt to keep students off the roof than it is to discourage them from leaving soda bottles, their homework, articles of clothing, or pieces of furniture behind. Scott had to use a block and tackle to get the sofa down, and he was not pleased.

You know why you're here. I'm here because I drew the shortest straw this year. So let's get started, shall we?

And you thought Draco Malfoy had an ego problem before? Just wait till he discovers his identity from a previous life!

“Mr. Malfoy is the only one who’s ever actually seen any of us and quite honestly, I doubt he’d recognize us out of robes anyway. The others are just looking for two boys and a girl, all wizards in training. If you and I keep Ron quiet, we can pass as Muggle girls."

The first time Dean volunteered to do the sex ritual, John had raised his eyebrows and said, "Have fun." He probably should have felt a little guilty, foisting off the deed, but Dean was just asking for it.

Peter learns a lot from Professor McCoy.

Can two elves help the Ice Prince find love and win Santa's freedom in time for Christmas? Jubilee shares a campfire tale with the young students of Xavier's Academy

General crack inspired by a comment beteween [info]apetslife and [info]wax_jism in a Mikey Way birthday picspam, once again teaching that inspiration can be found pretty much anywhere. I went off Addams Family Values and tried for the best grown-up Wednesday I could [see previous entry for more]. Writing the boys is still a work in progress, as always.

Adam knows what he’s doing.

He thinks wryly that it’s a sign of just how bad things have gotten that his friend’s small gesture has reduced him to tears. Follow-up to Written in the Stars.

After the TV Guide Magazine interview, Adam calls Neil up to freak out a little. Neil is not amused.

Kris is not an angry guy. It’s something he prides himself on, his laid-back personality, his ability to stay calm under pressure. It’s his Thing. Adam has his outrageous fashion. Allison has her crazy red hair. Matt has his impressions. Kris has his level-headedness.

The other Idols support Adam when anti-gay protesters show up at a concert.

This is a series of ficlets. Unbetaed, unedited, off-the-cuff. Inspired by the Rolling Stone article

Now let us take a moment to imagine Adam Lambert meeting Gerard Way -- HOSHIT, IN DRAG.

Originally written to satisfy a prompt in the [info]ontd_ai Drabble Meme, but the length (2,090 words) got a little out of hand. Prompt: Michael does/says something about homophobia that pleasantly surprises Adam.

David isn't a lover or a hater, he's more of an abstainer, withholding of all opinions as beneath his notice, which is why it comes as a surprise to him when he realizes that he very strongly dislikes Adam Lambert. He maybe even hates the guy. He looks at Lambert in his stupid eyeliner and even stupider outfits, watches him on TV every week and thinks, that guy is such a fucking douche.

In honor of Harry's birthday, a small tribute to the Harry Potter series, and the fandom it has inspired. Complete

Ficlet. Alanna turns forty, and Kel teaches her something new.

He doesn’t think about it until after the show in Dallas, when a fan comments on how he looks in his stage make-up.

Adam discovers something about Kris's past that he never would've suspected.

A look at how Kris’s and Adam’s first conversation in the Idol Mansion may have gone, based on Adam’s confessions in his Rolling Stone interview.

He wasn’t really crazy about these charismatic type churches and all their fervor.

Adam doesn't know when his original opinion about Kris changed, when he had this realization that he had him pegged completely wrong, but he also doesn't know when he actually stopped caring either.

Prompt: "I know it's been done before, but I want Papa Bear confronting Adam-hating bigots!"

Technically speaking, Kris is not here against his will, but then again it’s hard to say no to Adam.

"Okay, that," he says carefully, "you weren’t supposed to see."

Ethan’s influence on the Scoobies’ Halloween costumes has a much greater effect than anyone could have anticipated.

A response to the TTH Challenge 1191: Scooby Vamped. This story is No. 8 in the series "Tales of the LSH (Legion of Sunnydale Heroes)".

An explanion of the scene where the Scoobies meet Joyce's surgeon.

"The difference for me," Brendon says, "is that I'm okay. Like this. I'm okay in this body."

You don't know when extra practice with Puck became your 'thing'

What the title says. This isn't my best work, probably, but it's my love letter to Will Schuester, who I believe really cares about his students, and is a pretty awesome guy all around.

EVERYONE HAS A CRUSH ON KRIS.

“I just have to know,” Kurt says. “What possessed you to wear an incredibly ugly dress to a high school that sells slushies in the cafeteria for 99¢?”

A collection chronologiacal of character vignettes, based on word prompts.

Quinn knew she couldn't stay in the bathroom stall forever, even if it had started to feel like home lately.

My Chemical Romance has a crazy stalker fan -- the kind of crazy only someplace like Gotham City could spawn -- who targets Bob. There is danger, rescue, and eventually group hugs.

For World AIDS Day; Xander has experiences in Africa that will change the way he views life and death

Drabble: Xander and his family move to a new town. Anythings better the the hellmouth. Right?

Puck learns the hard way that you don't question Kurt's masculinity while watching Moulin Rouge. Not slash, particularly. Puck POV

There are a lot of things John hates about his job. But most of all, John hates debriefing Major Bryar's gate team.