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Doomed Dave: take this one for the team.
Making a dick joke was a strategic error. You put the subject on the metaphorical table. You're now thinking about troll dick.
the incomparable prize of Dave Strider's undivided affections
Dave nods. "Most of the inhabitants of this sorry rock," he confides, "cry themselves to sleep at night at the knowledge that you beat them to the incomparable prize of Dave Strider's undivided affections." There's not enough irony left in this poor depleted universe to sustain statements like that very often, so he kisses Tavros again before he can talk himself into actual sincere confession time.
The Irony of Dreams
Not all dreams are good memories for Tavros.
close the door and dim the lights
It's not a glamorous job, but you can set your own hours, the pay rate is good now that you know what you're doing, and it leaves you with enough free time to enjoy your hobbies. You like to think you're doing pretty well for yourself.
Pretty Fucking Princess
TG : what do you think of my new outfit nitram TG : arent i a pretty fucking princess
